Ben Aaronovitch Quotes
Top 85 wise famous quotes and sayings by Ben Aaronovitch
Ben Aaronovitch Famous Quotes & Sayings
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For a certain generation of African immigrants cleaning offices became part of the culture like male circumcision and supporting Arsenal.
He called it potentia because there's nothing quite like Latin for disguising the fact you're making it up as you go along.
Sinister is Latin for 'left', making it the sort of enjoyable schoolboy pun that is such an advert for mixed-gender education.
The motto of West African cooking is that if the food doesn't set fire to the tablecloth the cook is being stingy with the pepper.
I was pleased to see that even back in the glory days of the Folly people left their mugs of tea on their magical textbooks.
Like young men from the dawn of time, I decided to choose the risk of death over certain humiliation.
Caratacus suffered the double indignity of being taken to Rome in chains and having an opera written about him by Elgar.
It's a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.
Vikings," said Lesley. "Precisely," said Nightingale. "Bloodthirsty, but surprisingly erudite in a limited fashion." Well
NIGHTINGALE AND I did what all good coppers do when faced with a spare moment in the middle of the day - we went looking for a pub.
This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework.
He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn't know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.
You have to call me Master." "Master?" "That's the tradition," said Nightingale. I said the word in my head and it kept on coming out massa.
I gave the prescribed Metropolitan Police "first greeting".
"Oi!" I said "What do you think you're doing?
"Oi!" I said "What do you think you're doing?
It's a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.
A major investigation, once it gets underway, is as exciting as watching reruns of Big Brother, although possibly involving less sex and violence.
The evening was still warm enough for shirtsleeves, and the city was clinging to summer like a wannabe trophy wife to a promising center forward.
The voice belonged to a plump, round-faced woman of the sort that develops a good personality because the alternative is suicide.
For a terrifying moment I thought he was going to hug me, but fortunately we both remembered we were English just in time. Still, it was a close call.
Don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.
It was a good plan, and like all plans since the dawn of time, this would fail to survive contact with real life.
The rules of English grammar are largely an artificial construct with little or no bearing on the language as it is spoke.
So, actions were still being actioned and me and Guleed were actioning them, and the wheels of justice ground on. Albeit in first gear. So
Zach looked at Carey in consternation, obviously wondering if we were using the rare good cop/loony cop interrogation technique.
The main purpose of an administrative meeting is to establish collective guilt for whatever fuck-up arises out of its decisions. That
The Fire Brigade recognise only two kinds of people at a fire, victims and obstacles, and if you don't want to be either it's best to stay back.
With a grunt he levered himself to his feet, causing the chair to bang against the bookcase behind him and set the various objet d'bollocks rattling.
Pictures of Cheam adorn the walls of planning offices of every Home County to serve as an awful warning.
Blackstone's Police Operational Handbook recommends the ABC of serious investigation: Assume nothing, Believe nothing, and Check everything.
The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.
If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet.
There's more to life than just London," said Nightingale.
"People keep saying that," I said. "But I've never actually seen any proof.
"People keep saying that," I said. "But I've never actually seen any proof.
He was from Yorkshire, or somewhere like that, and like many Northerners with issues, he'd moved to London as a cheap alternative to psychotherapy.
I left in a hurry before he could change his mind, but I want to make it clear that at no point did I break into a skip
That's because they don't know,' said Tyburn. 'It's like economics. Everybody's got a theory, and some people make it their religion.
Well, our victim had a thirst for knowledge," said Stephanopoulos. "He was a student at St. Martins College.
One of the first rules of police work is that trouble will always come looking for you, so there's no point looking for it.
Zap,' I said. 'That's the technical term for it, is it? What do you call someone who's been zapped?'
'Mr. Crispy,' said Kumar.
'Mr. Crispy,' said Kumar.
Whatever you see, he'd said, take as long a look as you need to get used to it, to accept it, and then move on as if nothing has changed.
The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop
On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.
I woke in the hour before dawn, stuck in that strange state where the memory of your dreams is still powerful enough to motivate your actions.
You do magic by learning formae which are like shapes in your mind that have an effect on the physical universe.
Oh shit, I thought, if this isn't the Low King of the Dwarves then I'm the President of the Cricklewood Branch of the Women's Institute.
Officially she was there to liaise with me on the case, but really she was there for the wide-screen TV, takeaways and the unresolved sexual tension.