Benny Hill quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Benny Hill

Benny Hill Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Benny Hill on Wise Famous Quotes.

Benny Hill quotes: Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason ... now I have a reason.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason ... now I have a reason.

Benny Hill quotes: Roses are reddishViolets are bluishIf it weren't for ChristmasWe'd all be Jewish.

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.

Benny Hill quotes: I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Benny Hill quotes: Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill quotes: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Benny Hill quotes: Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Benny Hill quotes: Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Benny Hill quotes: Do unto others, then run.

Do unto others, then run.

Benny Hill quotes: The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with!

The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with!

Benny Hill quotes: Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Benny Hill quotes: Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Benny Hill quotes: That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Benny Hill quotes: Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Benny Hill quotes: I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.

I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.

Benny Hill quotes: Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.