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Craig Kilborn quotes: California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

Craig Kilborn quotes: President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

Craig Kilborn quotes: I thought late-night was crowded ... the format's repetitive.

I thought late-night was crowded ... the format's repetitive.

Craig Kilborn quotes: John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Craig Kilborn quotes: The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

Craig Kilborn quotes: In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

Craig Kilborn quotes: In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I don't complain.

I don't complain.

Craig Kilborn quotes: John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

Craig Kilborn quotes: Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'

Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'

Craig Kilborn quotes: However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

Craig Kilborn quotes: John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Or as hockey player Sergei Fedorov knows it, 'The day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.'

Or as hockey player Sergei Fedorov knows it, 'The day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.'

Craig Kilborn quotes: There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'

Craig Kilborn quotes: Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Craig Kilborn quotes: It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.

It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I enjoyed retirement the right way ... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

I enjoyed retirement the right way ... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

Craig Kilborn quotes: President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

Craig Kilborn quotes: There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

Craig Kilborn quotes: Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

Craig Kilborn quotes: I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

Craig Kilborn quotes: President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

Craig Kilborn quotes: Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

Craig Kilborn quotes: President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'

Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'

Craig Kilborn quotes: My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

Craig Kilborn quotes: While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Craig Kilborn quotes: You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

Craig Kilborn quotes: The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

Craig Kilborn quotes: If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

Craig Kilborn quotes: People who go into show business are screwed up.

People who go into show business are screwed up.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

Craig Kilborn quotes: A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness ... from all the free drinks.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness ... from all the free drinks.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

Craig Kilborn quotes: This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.

Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.

Craig Kilborn quotes: The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.

Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.

Craig Kilborn quotes: They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

Craig Kilborn quotes: CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.

CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I have a wonderful respect for old people.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

Craig Kilborn quotes: John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

Craig Kilborn quotes: George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17

George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17

Craig Kilborn quotes: Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

Craig Kilborn quotes: Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I'm from the Midwest.

I'm from the Midwest.

Craig Kilborn quotes: I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.