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Denis Norden quotes: If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

Denis Norden quotes: I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

Denis Norden quotes: Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Denis Norden quotes: What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

Denis Norden quotes: I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

Denis Norden quotes: Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

Denis Norden quotes: And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy.

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy.

Denis Norden quotes: You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

Denis Norden quotes: A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

Denis Norden quotes: If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

Denis Norden quotes: Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.

Denis Norden quotes: There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

Denis Norden quotes: Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.

Denis Norden quotes: Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.

Denis Norden quotes: It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.