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Devon Monk quotes: I'm okay. I've finally made a few new friends." "I know," she sighed. "It makes me miss you more, ...

I'm okay. I've finally made a few new friends."
"I know," she sighed. "It makes me miss you more, ...

Devon Monk quotes: You told Detective Stotts you think a wild storm is coming." "I thought you were puking." "Not with my ears," he said.

You told Detective Stotts you think a wild storm is coming." "I thought you were puking." "Not with my ears," he said.

Devon Monk quotes: But there was something about Nola that negated my bullshit ability.

But there was something about Nola that negated my bullshit ability.

Devon Monk quotes: But it is clear to me that our survival - both yours and mine - will be dictated by how well you and I can work together." "So we're screwed?

But it is clear to me that our survival - both yours and mine - will be dictated by how well you and I can work together."
"So we're screwed?

Devon Monk quotes: The pink rose Zayvion had given me looked a little worse for the wear, but it wasn't dead yet. Tough flowers, roses.

The pink rose Zayvion had given me looked a little worse for the wear, but it wasn't dead yet. Tough flowers, roses.

Devon Monk quotes: My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.

My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.

Devon Monk quotes: How does the Authority usually handle storms like this?" "Not well.

How does the Authority usually handle storms like this?"
"Not well.

Devon Monk quotes: Still, I held my right hand ready to cast a spell in case arts-and-craft hour suddenly ended and they went back to Killing 101.

Still, I held my right hand ready to cast a spell in case arts-and-craft hour suddenly ended and they went back to Killing 101.

Devon Monk quotes: He made it sound like he was teaching me the ABC's and knew there was no way I'd ever make it to Q.

He made it sound like he was teaching me the ABC's and knew there was no way I'd ever make it to Q.

Devon Monk quotes: The watercolor people hadn't moved, hadn't seen us, were still busy being dead and artistic. Good.

The watercolor people hadn't moved, hadn't seen us, were still busy being dead and artistic. Good.

Devon Monk quotes: Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who's a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney's a ferocious gargoyle.

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who's a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney's a ferocious gargoyle.

Devon Monk quotes: Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.

Devon Monk quotes: Keep digging, Flynn. Six feet makes a grave.

Keep digging, Flynn. Six feet makes a grave.

Devon Monk quotes: My voice rose up and up with each question, even though I didn't want it to. It's called panic. I'm good at it.

My voice rose up and up with each question, even though I didn't want it to. It's called panic. I'm good at it.

Devon Monk quotes: The pillow was heaven feathers in six-hundred-count cotton joy.

The pillow was heaven feathers in six-hundred-count cotton joy.

Devon Monk quotes: Hope is born from ashes and love yeilds to no other power. Return to your heart." A

Hope is born from ashes and love yeilds to no other power. Return to your heart." A

Devon Monk quotes: I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.

Devon Monk quotes: Okay, that was so far down Creepy Lane that it had intersected with Scaring the Hell Out of Me Avenue. I hated that avenue.

Okay, that was so far down Creepy Lane that it had intersected with Scaring the Hell Out of Me Avenue. I hated that avenue.

Devon Monk quotes: We didn't like each other when you were alive," I muttered to my father. "You think living in my head is going to change that?

We didn't like each other when you were alive," I muttered to my father. "You think living in my head is going to change that?

Devon Monk quotes: I opened the door as quickly as I could - speedy as a snail in glue. My fine-motor coordination was set on suck mode.

I opened the door as quickly as I could - speedy as a snail in glue. My fine-motor coordination was set on suck mode.

Devon Monk quotes: Zayvion swore, and I mean he pulled out a raft of curses that made me rethink his upbringing.

Zayvion swore, and I mean he pulled out a raft of curses that made me rethink his upbringing.

Devon Monk quotes: Is there an option C? Take a vacation somewhere sunny, and drink a lot of rum until the world unfucks itself?

Is there an option C? Take a vacation somewhere sunny, and drink a lot of rum until the world unfucks itself?

Devon Monk quotes: Shame scowled. "How about I just make you angry again? That coat makes you look fat." "Even more reason to take the stairs.

Shame scowled. "How about I just make you angry again? That coat makes you look fat."
"Even more reason to take the stairs.

Devon Monk quotes: Dad hit lecture mode from word one.

Dad hit lecture mode from word one.

Devon Monk quotes: The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

Devon Monk quotes: ... Keep your magic to yourself, missy.""Like I'd want my magic mixing with yours anyway.

... Keep your magic to yourself, missy."
"Like I'd want my magic mixing with yours anyway.

Devon Monk quotes: He shoved at me, tried to take control, but I was nothing if not made of stubborn.

He shoved at me, tried to take control, but I was nothing if not made of stubborn.

Devon Monk quotes: You know what you are, Mr. Vail?""In a hurry?" he answered."A coward.

You know what you are, Mr. Vail?"
"In a hurry?" he answered.
"A coward.

Devon Monk quotes: Fucking hell." He sighed dramatically. "I hate you, Beckstrom." "Hold on to that," I said. "You know, because anger will get you there.

Fucking hell." He sighed dramatically. "I hate you, Beckstrom."
"Hold on to that," I said. "You know, because anger will get you there.

Devon Monk quotes: Sunny, whose demeanor was the exact opposite of her name;

Sunny, whose demeanor was the exact opposite of her name;

Devon Monk quotes: For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.

Devon Monk quotes: Hold up. I'm bait?

Hold up. I'm bait?

Devon Monk quotes: Abraham had almost kissed me.And I'd kicked him in the crotch.That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship.

Abraham had almost kissed me.
And I'd kicked him in the crotch.
That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship.

Devon Monk quotes: Should I take anything?" I asked, as Shamus slammed the trunk shut. "A healthy sense of self-preservation would be good," he said.

Should I take anything?" I asked, as Shamus slammed the trunk shut.
"A healthy sense of self-preservation would be good," he said.

Devon Monk quotes: Meditate, he'd said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker.

Meditate, he'd said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker.

Devon Monk quotes: She had that motherly no-bullshit way of using her hands as a second communication device and I always fell for it.

She had that motherly no-bullshit way of using her hands as a second communication device and I always fell for it.

Devon Monk quotes: Hallelujah might be putting itself on the map, but that mark would be made in blood, as well as iron.

Hallelujah might be putting itself on the map, but that mark would be made in blood, as well as iron.

Devon Monk quotes: I dressed in my bedroom, tugging on a pair of jeans, T-shirt, and heavy brown sweater that I'd picked up at a thrift store and loved down to holes.

I dressed in my bedroom, tugging on a pair of jeans, T-shirt, and heavy brown sweater that I'd picked up at a thrift store and loved down to holes.

Devon Monk quotes: You coming in here?" I asked. "Afraid I'll gnaw on your stepmother?

You coming in here?" I asked.
"Afraid I'll gnaw on your stepmother?

Devon Monk quotes: I don't know how to explain it." "Try words. If that doesn't work, we'll move on to interpretive dance.

I don't know how to explain it."
"Try words. If that doesn't work, we'll move on to interpretive dance.

Devon Monk quotes: Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level.

Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level.

Devon Monk quotes: Right. Conversation. I might want to try some of that.

Right. Conversation. I might want to try some of that.

Devon Monk quotes: Sometimes it is good to know your limits. Good to know you still have limits. It makes you human. And I wanted to stay that way. Zayvion

Sometimes it is good to know your limits. Good to know you still have limits. It makes you human. And I wanted to stay that way. Zayvion

Devon Monk quotes: He was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married. Picnic, meet rain.

He was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married.
Picnic, meet rain.

Devon Monk quotes: If you are to survive, you need to put your stubbornness aside and listen to me." "Oh, I just love that idea.

If you are to survive, you need to put your stubbornness aside and listen to me."
"Oh, I just love that idea.

Devon Monk quotes: Let go of the past, of the things I wanted, of the people I loved, and move forward.

Let go of the past, of the things I wanted, of the people I loved, and move forward.

Devon Monk quotes: What part of you is dead, my daughter?I didn't know - my sense of humor maybe?

What part of you is dead, my daughter?
I didn't know - my sense of humor maybe?

Devon Monk quotes: I felt like I should be wearing a sign that said "damaged" or "failure" or, at least, "injured." But some wounds only scar on the inside. Ryder

I felt like I should be wearing a sign that said "damaged" or "failure" or, at least, "injured." But some wounds only scar on the inside. Ryder

Devon Monk quotes: I think you're possessed." "Old news." "Huh. Anyone I know?" "My dad. It's a family issue I'm working on.

I think you're possessed."
"Old news."
"Huh. Anyone I know?"
"My dad. It's a family issue I'm working on.

Devon Monk quotes: Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.

Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.

Devon Monk quotes: I cupped my hands over my ears. No, no, no. Get out. Get dead.

I cupped my hands over my ears. No, no, no. Get out. Get dead.

Devon Monk quotes: Let's use our heads," he said, giving Shame a hard look. Shame just grinned. "That's my favorite thing to use.

Let's use our heads," he said, giving Shame a hard look.
Shame just grinned. "That's my favorite thing to use.

Devon Monk quotes: Portland's good at wet. The best.

Portland's good at wet. The best.

Devon Monk quotes: The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.

The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.

Devon Monk quotes: I don't know what's happened to you. You used to be such a nice girl. Now you've gone all stabby and whatnot.

I don't know what's happened to you. You used to be such a nice girl. Now you've gone all stabby and whatnot.

Devon Monk quotes: Cody?" I said. "Why are you dead?" Tact. I got it.

Cody?" I said. "Why are you dead?" Tact. I got it.

Devon Monk quotes: Aspirin? I asked. It came out sounding a lot like ass spoon, but Zayvion seemed fluent in mumbleze.

Aspirin? I asked. It came out sounding a lot like ass spoon, but Zayvion seemed fluent in mumbleze.

Devon Monk quotes: Magic was not a required course. He could have a degree in Wiffle ball for all I knew.

Magic was not a required course. He could have a degree in Wiffle ball for all I knew.

Devon Monk quotes: But it was getting pretty hard to grieve someone who wouldn't just get on with the dying.

But it was getting pretty hard to grieve someone who wouldn't just get on with the dying.

Devon Monk quotes: I relaxed my grip. "Say I win." "I win," he managed.

I relaxed my grip. "Say I win."

"I win," he managed.

Devon Monk quotes: There was a Dad-shaped emptiness in all of our lives, and I didn't think any of us knew how to fill it yet.

There was a Dad-shaped emptiness in all of our lives, and I didn't think any of us knew how to fill it yet.

Devon Monk quotes: Don't be an idiot," Terric said. "You were unconscious less than ten minutes ago." "And you were a dick. One of us got better.

Don't be an idiot," Terric said. "You were unconscious less than ten minutes ago."
"And you were a dick. One of us got better.

Devon Monk quotes: So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out.

So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out.

Devon Monk quotes: Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years.

Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years.

Devon Monk quotes: Instinct told me it was dangerous. I could handle dangerous. Dangerous and me went back a long way. We did lunch when dangerous was in town.

Instinct told me it was dangerous.
I could handle dangerous. Dangerous and me went back a long way. We did lunch when dangerous was in town.

Devon Monk quotes: Don't tell me there are more things like that on the streets." "Okay," he said.

Don't tell me there are more things like that on the streets."
"Okay," he said.

Devon Monk quotes: It's not a damn death wish. I just know how much my pain is worth.

It's not a damn death wish. I just know how much my pain is worth.

Devon Monk quotes: Foolish heart, I thought. I don't have time for you.But my heart, being foolish, did not listen.

Foolish heart, I thought. I don't have time for you.
But my heart, being foolish, did not listen.

Devon Monk quotes: I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.

I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.

Devon Monk quotes: Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda

Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda

Devon Monk quotes: I was about to meditate like no one had ever meditated before.

I was about to meditate like no one had ever meditated before.

Devon Monk quotes: I was now officially Beckstrom the storm rod. And I hated it.

I was now officially Beckstrom the storm rod. And I hated it.

Devon Monk quotes: I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.

I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.

Devon Monk quotes: That's crazy-rare." "And now it's extinct.

That's crazy-rare."

"And now it's extinct.

Devon Monk quotes: Oh, I was so not a wilting flower. I'd let a man pick me up and carry me because I couldn't handle the price of using magic when I was

Oh, I was so not a wilting flower. I'd let a man pick me up and carry me because I couldn't handle the price of using magic when I was dead. Again.

Devon Monk quotes: What's the matter, suddenly develop a fashion sense?

What's the matter, suddenly develop a fashion sense?

Devon Monk quotes: But even in the unglamorous warp of the peephole, she looked like a million sunny days to me.

But even in the unglamorous warp of the peephole, she looked like a million sunny days to me.

Devon Monk quotes: Stone and blocks, like butter and bread.

Stone and blocks, like butter and bread.

Devon Monk quotes: He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

Devon Monk quotes: Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared. That's a good gargoyle. Take a bite out of Daddy for me.

Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared. That's a good gargoyle. Take a bite out of Daddy for me.

Devon Monk quotes: More drinking, less flirting," he said. "Or so help me I'll throw ice at you.

More drinking, less flirting," he said. "Or so help me I'll throw ice at you.

Devon Monk quotes: Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think?

Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think?

Devon Monk quotes: I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to

I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what?

Devon Monk quotes: I thought you people had a manual for this kind of thing." He laughed. "We have a manual. Magic doesn't.

I thought you people had a manual for this kind of thing."
He laughed. "We have a manual. Magic doesn't.