Eddie Izzard Quotes
Top 99 wise famous quotes and sayings by Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Eddie Izzard on Wise Famous Quotes.
I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.
Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.
I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.
I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.
I've wiped the file? ... I've wiped all the files? ... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!
San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here ... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.
Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.
When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.
If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.
All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.'
You know, I don't believe that religions are religions. No, I believe they are philosophies with some good ideas and some fuckin' weird ones.
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird."
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It's honorable.
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?
Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.
Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!
Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite ... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.