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Eoin Colfer quotes: I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.
A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
Eoin Colfer quotes: this was business. this was business.
Eoin Colfer quotes: A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
Eoin Colfer quotes: The thought of revenge always gave her a warm fuzzy feeling. The thought of revenge always gave her a warm fuzzy feeling.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up. I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
Eoin Colfer quotes: *to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard *to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard
Eoin Colfer quotes: The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present. The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
Eoin Colfer quotes: And I will not be beaten by that jackass.""Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. And I will not be beaten by that jackass."
"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Artemis was propped on his elbows. "You hit me," he said in disbelief. Artemis was propped on his elbows. "You hit me," he said in disbelief.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion. Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.
Eoin Colfer quotes: It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Cosmo was halfway through a particularly nasty dream involving two Parasites, Ziplock, and a hair dryer, Cosmo was halfway through a particularly nasty dream involving two Parasites, Ziplock, and a hair dryer,
Eoin Colfer quotes: When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't. When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
Eoin Colfer quotes: My bugs don't have bugs. My bugs don't have bugs.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss? Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?
Eoin Colfer quotes: Justin Timber-guy Justin Timber-guy
Eoin Colfer quotes: Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet. Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
Eoin Colfer quotes: (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
Eoin Colfer quotes: When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero? When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
Eoin Colfer quotes: Mr. Charismo? Surely not Tibor Charismo, the most famous man in all of England. Mr. Charismo? Surely not Tibor Charismo, the most famous man in all of England.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do. Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.
Eoin Colfer quotes: You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time. You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Good. Illegal is always faster. Good. Illegal is always faster.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate this reference for almost a century. Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate this reference for almost a century.
Eoin Colfer quotes: If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Benny was awake again. Happened every morning. Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
Eoin Colfer quotes: Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
Eoin Colfer quotes: No one's ever really ready for a troll. No one's ever really ready for a troll.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius Gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
Eoin Colfer quotes: Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon? I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
Eoin Colfer quotes: something no good security man would permit. something no good security man would permit.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy. Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it. Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date. Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date.
Eoin Colfer quotes: world was dripping down his eyeballs like wet oil paint down a canvas. world was dripping down his eyeballs like wet oil paint down a canvas.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you. Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."
Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.
Eoin Colfer quotes: A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder. A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
Eoin Colfer quotes: The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable. The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I'm not impressed I'm not impressed
Eoin Colfer quotes: People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died. People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
Eoin Colfer quotes: If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written
Eoin Colfer quotes: And if history had taught any lessons it was that humans couldn't get along with anyone, even themselves. And if history had taught any lessons it was that humans couldn't get along with anyone, even themselves.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous. I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Jon Spiro might have "stuff " that the military didn't have, but Artemis Fowl had "stuff " that humans had never seen. Jon Spiro might have "stuff " that the military didn't have, but Artemis Fowl had "stuff " that humans had never seen.
Eoin Colfer quotes: It can play solitaire and minesweeper, replied Artemis innocently. It can play solitaire and minesweeper, replied Artemis innocently.
Eoin Colfer quotes: It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Eoin Colfer quotes: So, what did you get for me?"Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans.""What?" croaked Artemis."And a T-shirt. So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.
Eoin Colfer quotes: The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look as though you did. The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look as though you did.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Eoin Colfer quotes: But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Nobody's death is impending." ... "Well technically everyone's death is impending. Nobody's death is impending."
... "Well technically everyone's death is impending.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.. Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..
Eoin Colfer quotes: Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life. Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
Eoin Colfer quotes: Probably is absolutely the best I can do. Probably is absolutely the best I can do.
Eoin Colfer quotes: If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
Eoin Colfer quotes: King Nicholas had explained the lense box to King Nicholas had explained the lense box to
Eoin Colfer quotes: Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
Eoin Colfer quotes: The name's Bond. James Omar Bond. The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.
Eoin Colfer quotes: That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart.
Eoin Colfer quotes: If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma. If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart. Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Mona began firing with deadly accuracy, also with a stream of Spanish words that Cosmo suspected were not taught in kindergarten. Mona began firing with deadly accuracy, also with a stream of Spanish words that Cosmo suspected were not taught in kindergarten.
Eoin Colfer quotes: If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun. If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist. Right, enough talk. I think it's time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister Fist.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
Eoin Colfer quotes: Mortals, screw 'em. Mortals, screw 'em.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?
Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
Eoin Colfer quotes: Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers. Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
Eoin Colfer quotes: There's always time for babbling. There's always time for babbling.
Eoin Colfer quotes: ... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare. ... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Red climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers Red climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers
Eoin Colfer quotes: Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up! Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!
Eoin Colfer quotes: We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas. We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I don't like lollipops. I don't like lollipops.
Eoin Colfer quotes: THE BOOKE OF THE PEOPLE. BEING INSTRUCTIONS TO OUR MAGICKS AND LIFE RULES. THE BOOKE OF THE PEOPLE. BEING INSTRUCTIONS TO OUR MAGICKS AND LIFE RULES.
Eoin Colfer quotes: How was your ... eh ... trip?"Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ... How was your ... eh ... trip?"
Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful ...
Eoin Colfer quotes: Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored. Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here. I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here.
Eoin Colfer quotes: And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make. And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Artemis simple-toon Artemis simple-toon
Eoin Colfer quotes: I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
Eoin Colfer quotes: If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away. If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
Eoin Colfer quotes: I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels. I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Commander: What's that?Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like? Commander: What's that?
Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
Eoin Colfer quotes: They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame. They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
Eoin Colfer quotes: Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.Artemis Fowl Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
Artemis Fowl
Eoin Colfer quotes: Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here? Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?
Eoin Colfer quotes: When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises. When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.
Eoin Colfer quotes: He took a deep, shuddering breath. Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan? He took a deep, shuddering breath. Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan?

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