Eoin Colfer Quotes
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Eoin Colfer Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.
A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.
*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard
The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
And I will not be beaten by that jackass."
"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.
Cosmo was halfway through a particularly nasty dream involving two Parasites, Ziplock, and a hair dryer,
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?
You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.
Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate this reference for almost a century.
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date.
Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."
Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.
Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.
A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
And if history had taught any lessons it was that humans couldn't get along with anyone, even themselves.
I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.
Jon Spiro might have "stuff " that the military didn't have, but Artemis Fowl had "stuff " that humans had never seen.
So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.
The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look as though you did.
Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.
Mona began firing with deadly accuracy, also with a stream of Spanish words that Cosmo suspected were not taught in kindergarten.
Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?
Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
Red climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers
Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
Artemis Fowl
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