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George Gobel quotes: If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

George Gobel quotes: College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

George Gobel quotes: When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

George Gobel quotes: Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

George Gobel quotes: My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

George Gobel quotes: I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

George Gobel quotes: If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

George Gobel quotes: Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

George Gobel quotes: Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?