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George S. Kaufman quotes: You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!

George S. Kaufman quotes: When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

George S. Kaufman quotes: I've never had any complaints yet!

I've never had any complaints yet!

George S. Kaufman quotes: At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

George S. Kaufman quotes: When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

George S. Kaufman quotes: You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

George S. Kaufman quotes: God finally caught his eye.

God finally caught his eye.

George S. Kaufman quotes: Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

George S. Kaufman quotes: There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

George S. Kaufman quotes: I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

George S. Kaufman quotes: KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you.

KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you.

George S. Kaufman quotes: Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

George S. Kaufman quotes: Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

George S. Kaufman quotes: I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

George S. Kaufman quotes: The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.