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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

I've never had any complaints yet!

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

God finally caught his eye.

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.