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Gracie Allen quotes: As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

Gracie Allen quotes: Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Gracie Allen quotes: A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Gracie Allen quotes: I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

Gracie Allen quotes: Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Gracie Allen quotes: Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.

Gracie Allen quotes: This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

Gracie Allen quotes: This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Gracie Allen quotes: We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

Gracie Allen quotes: You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Gracie Allen quotes: Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.

Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.

Gracie Allen quotes: I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.

Gracie Allen quotes: The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

Gracie Allen quotes: My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Gracie Allen quotes: Never place a period where God's placed a comma.

Never place a period where God's placed a comma.

Gracie Allen quotes: Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Gracie Allen quotes: Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Gracie Allen quotes: You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Gracie Allen quotes: My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Gracie Allen quotes: I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

Gracie Allen quotes: A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

Gracie Allen quotes: Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.

Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.

Gracie Allen quotes: When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Gracie Allen quotes: They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

Gracie Allen quotes: The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.