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Hannibal Buress quotes: I haven't really tried to write a movie. It's tough to get into that mode.

I haven't really tried to write a movie. It's tough to get into that mode.

Hannibal Buress quotes: When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer.

I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer.

Hannibal Buress quotes: Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.

Hannibal Buress quotes: 'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

Hannibal Buress quotes: When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

Hannibal Buress quotes: My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively.

I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively.

Hannibal Buress quotes: With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.

With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I play myself on everything I do.

I play myself on everything I do.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up.

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

Hannibal Buress quotes: My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him.

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I've been going up and bombing everywhere. It's great. I love it. It's hilarious.

I've been going up and bombing everywhere. It's great. I love it. It's hilarious.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.'

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.'

Hannibal Buress quotes: There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'

Hannibal Buress quotes: Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon.

I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon.

Hannibal Buress quotes: In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal.

In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation.

I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I like that Barack got that job.

I like that Barack got that job.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I really like Halal food.

I really like Halal food.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words.

I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words.

Hannibal Buress quotes: If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content.

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to

I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to my music.

Hannibal Buress quotes: We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.

Hannibal Buress quotes: Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment ... Thank me.

Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment ... Thank me.

Hannibal Buress quotes: When I'm doing shows I don't need much from a city. All I'm looking for is a good meal and a decent spot to have a couple drinks.

When I'm doing shows I don't need much from a city. All I'm looking for is a good meal and a decent spot to have a couple drinks.

Hannibal Buress quotes: People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.

Hannibal Buress quotes: I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.