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Jesse Petersen quotes: Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.

Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong

Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong

Jesse Petersen quotes: The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.

The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Jesse Petersen quotes: I stared at him. David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.

I stared at him. David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.

Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Rich dad, poor zombie.

Rich dad, poor zombie.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.

Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Thank God for the second amendment.

Thank God for the second amendment.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.

Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.

Jesse Petersen quotes: I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.

I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Yeah." Sven said. "The stuff she just said. Let's not get all killy.

Yeah." Sven said. "The stuff she just said. Let's not get all killy.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.

Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.

Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.

Jesse Petersen quotes: You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.

Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.

Jesse Petersen quotes: I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.

I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.

Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.

Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.

Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

Jesse Petersen quotes: Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.

Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once

Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once

Jesse Petersen quotes: Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

Do what you love and the zombies will follow.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.

Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!

Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!

Jesse Petersen quotes: Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?

Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?

Jesse Petersen quotes: Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.

Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.

Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.

Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.

Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.

Jesse Petersen quotes: I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.

Jesse Petersen quotes: Fake it til you make it. Just make it.

Fake it til you make it. Just make it.

Protect your brand - and your ass.