Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from ...

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them. (Joan Rivers)

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Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Joan Rivers Quotes: A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.