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Joe Dunthorne quotes: I am drawn to the ocean; I find solace in its mystery.

I am drawn to the ocean; I find solace in its mystery.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words.

I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: There will be birds and if they write your name in the sky then you can get on the buses and if they don't you have to die on the

There will be birds and if they write your name in the sky then you can get on the buses and if they don't you have to die on the floor.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I want to grab her collarbones as if they were handlebars.

I want to grab her collarbones as if they were handlebars.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I am running low on solutions.

I am running low on solutions.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.

I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: One more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like someone very important has just arrived.

One more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like someone very important has just arrived.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: When I am very sad, I tend towards symbolism.

When I am very sad, I tend towards symbolism.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: The ocean is six miles deep.

The ocean is six miles deep.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: 'No. 1 in AMERICA'. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.

I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: 'No. 1 in AMERICA'. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: He had a bad feeling that there was literally no one he could think of who wasn't in some very significant way a let-down.

He had a bad feeling that there was literally no one he could think of who wasn't in some very significant way a let-down.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Anger does not come easy to me. It is something I have to encourage, like a greyhound in second place.

Anger does not come easy to me. It is something I have to encourage, like a greyhound in second place.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Write a diary, imagining that you are trying to make an old person jealous.

Write a diary, imagining that you are trying to make an old person jealous.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for the printer.

I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for the printer.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I would never say snog. I would say osculate. She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

I would never say snog. I would say osculate. She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Your diary should be a nepenthe.

Your diary should be a nepenthe.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Problems are like top trumps. I have a pretty good card: Adulterous Mum. But Jordana's is still better: Tumour Mother.

Problems are like top trumps. I have a pretty good card: Adulterous Mum. But Jordana's is still better: Tumour Mother.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: To us and a wonderful evening of love making.

To us and a wonderful evening of love making.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed.

For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Are we making a bomb?" "This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says. "Are we making a bomb as a trust exercise?

Are we making a bomb?"
"This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says.
"Are we making a bomb as a trust exercise?

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Depression comes in bouts. Like boxing. Dad is in the blue corner.

Depression comes in bouts. Like boxing. Dad is in the blue corner.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Our Welsh teacher thinks he is young. He tells us that the Welsh for skiving in town is 'mitchio yn y dre'.

Our Welsh teacher thinks he is young. He tells us that the Welsh for skiving in town is 'mitchio yn y dre'.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: It is strange to hear your mother talk about being human because, honestly, it's too easy to forget.

It is strange to hear your mother talk about being human because, honestly, it's too easy to forget.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I remembered his expression remained not exactly bored so much as philosophically separate

I remembered his expression remained not exactly bored so much as philosophically separate

Joe Dunthorne quotes: Her eyebrows were so blonde they were almost invisible, making it difficult for her to look angry, apologetic or quizzical.

Her eyebrows were so blonde they were almost invisible, making it difficult for her to look angry, apologetic or quizzical.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: The smoke rolls along the low ceiling and pours up into the night - a reverse waterfall - like when the kettle boils beneath the plate cupboard.

The smoke rolls along the low ceiling and pours up into the night - a reverse waterfall - like when the kettle boils beneath the plate cupboard.

Joe Dunthorne quotes: I authorize an air strike that reduces my street to rubble; I fold Swansea Bay like an enormous omelette and scoff it all

I authorize an air strike that reduces my street to rubble; I fold Swansea Bay like an enormous omelette and scoff it all