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Joel McHale quotes: It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

Joel McHale quotes: I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of humor.

I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of humor.

Joel McHale quotes: You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Joel McHale quotes: If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Joel McHale quotes: Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Joel McHale quotes: I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

Joel McHale quotes: I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

Joel McHale quotes: My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

Joel McHale quotes: I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Joel McHale quotes: I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

Joel McHale quotes: Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Joel McHale quotes: I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

Joel McHale quotes: It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

Joel McHale quotes: Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

Joel McHale quotes: Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Joel McHale quotes: Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.

Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.