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John Barrymore quotes: I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

John Barrymore quotes: Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

John Barrymore quotes: In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

John Barrymore quotes: My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

John Barrymore quotes: When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

John Barrymore quotes: Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

John Barrymore quotes: Happiness always sneaks in through a door you din't know you left open

Happiness always sneaks in through a door you din't know you left open

John Barrymore quotes: Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

John Barrymore quotes: You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

John Barrymore quotes: Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

John Barrymore quotes: The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

John Barrymore quotes: You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

John Barrymore quotes: Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

John Barrymore quotes: You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

John Barrymore quotes: Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

John Barrymore quotes: Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

John Barrymore quotes: My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

John Barrymore quotes: The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

John Barrymore quotes: Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open.

Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open.

John Barrymore quotes: There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

John Barrymore quotes: If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

John Barrymore quotes: My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

John Barrymore quotes: A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

John Barrymore quotes: My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

John Barrymore quotes: America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

John Barrymore quotes: Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

John Barrymore quotes: I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

John Barrymore quotes: I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

John Barrymore quotes: A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.