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Jon Konrath quotes: Don't do lunchmeat, kids. Bologna. Not even once.

Don't do lunchmeat, kids. Bologna. Not even once.

Jon Konrath quotes: I go to look up the elevation of the Golden Gate bridge on Wikipedia, and an hour later I'm watching four guys in lucha libre masks fuck a dolphin.

I go to look up the elevation of the Golden Gate bridge on Wikipedia, and an hour later I'm watching four guys in lucha libre masks fuck a dolphin.

Jon Konrath quotes: Fuck, can you give me a ride to Office Depot when I'm done with these dildos?

Fuck, can you give me a ride to Office Depot when I'm done with these dildos?

Jon Konrath quotes: We worship Satan and only eat GMO foods. All hail Monsanto!

We worship Satan and only eat GMO foods. All hail Monsanto!

Jon Konrath quotes: I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points.

I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points.

Jon Konrath quotes: When you live in extreme pain, sometimes you need even more pain to feel alive.

When you live in extreme pain, sometimes you need even more pain to feel alive.