Joy Behar Quotes
Top 31 wise famous quotes and sayings by Joy Behar
Joy Behar Famous Quotes & Sayings
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A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.
I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish.
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.
I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.
I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.
Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.
I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.
As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.
I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.