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Larry Gelbart quotes: Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Larry Gelbart quotes: Your style is formed by what you can't do.

Your style is formed by what you can't do.

Larry Gelbart quotes: I'm a recovering optimist.

I'm a recovering optimist.

Larry Gelbart quotes: One does not have humor. It has you.

One does not have humor. It has you.

Larry Gelbart quotes: One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Larry Gelbart quotes: If Hitler's still alive, I hope he's out of town with a musical.

If Hitler's still alive, I hope he's out of town with a musical.

Larry Gelbart quotes: You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

Larry Gelbart quotes: The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

Larry Gelbart quotes: Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

Larry Gelbart quotes: The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Larry Gelbart quotes: Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

Larry Gelbart quotes: Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Larry Gelbart quotes: Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

Larry Gelbart quotes: If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

Larry Gelbart quotes: We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.