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Matthew Inman quotes: They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

Matthew Inman quotes: Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.

Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.

Matthew Inman quotes: Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.

Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.