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Paul Rudnick quotes: Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they're rich people who can't be fires.

Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they're rich people who can't be fires.

Paul Rudnick quotes: Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.

Paul Rudnick quotes: A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul.

A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul.

Paul Rudnick quotes: I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.

Paul Rudnick quotes: If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

Paul Rudnick quotes: Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn't stand a chance.

Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn't stand a chance.

Paul Rudnick quotes: I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

Paul Rudnick quotes: I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.

Paul Rudnick quotes: No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute.

No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute.

Paul Rudnick quotes: My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

Paul Rudnick quotes: I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants.

I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants.

Paul Rudnick quotes: Does she really need that many pairs of kneesocks? Aren't kneesocks just chastity belts for your shins?

Does she really need that many pairs of kneesocks? Aren't kneesocks just chastity belts for your shins?

Paul Rudnick quotes: There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

Paul Rudnick quotes: Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.

Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.