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Peter Cook quotes: One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

Peter Cook quotes: The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

Peter Cook quotes: I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

Peter Cook quotes: Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony.

Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony.

Peter Cook quotes: I met a man at a party. He said "I'm writing a novel" I said "Oh really? Neither am I.

I met a man at a party. He said "I'm writing a novel" I said "Oh really? Neither am I.

Peter Cook quotes: I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.

I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.

Peter Cook quotes: I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

Peter Cook quotes: I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.

Peter Cook quotes: We exchanged many frank words in our respective languages.

We exchanged many frank words in our respective languages.

Peter Cook quotes: The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.

The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.

Peter Cook quotes: Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

Peter Cook quotes: I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

Peter Cook quotes: Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

Peter Cook quotes: You realize that suicide's a criminal offense - In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense - In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

Peter Cook quotes: As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

Peter Cook quotes: I am blind but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' ... I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

I am blind
but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' ... I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.