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I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
— George Bernard Shaw
It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.
— Lauren Oliver
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
— Karl Pilkington
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
— Kenan Thompson
