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No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
— Tom Smothers
My first marriage ended after 24 years.
— Jerry Della Femina
I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.
— H.L. Mencken
[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now.
— Harry Connick Jr.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
— Helen Rowland
Once you cross the threshold of 30 plus years of marriage you soon realize that what use to be two is now merging into one.
— Jonah Books
When Margaret and I look back over forty years of marriage, we always remember the eight we spent home-schooling as the best years of our lives.
— Renny Scott
It's clear your marriage is a happy one
Your love is solid to the core
May the years ahead be happy ones
Each one happier than before — John Walter Bratton
Your love is solid to the core
May the years ahead be happy ones
Each one happier than before — John Walter Bratton
I didn't want to be one of those women who wake up at 63 years old and realize they've missed the window of opportunity for marriage and children.
— Alanis Morissette
I never believed marriage was a lasting institution. I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.
— Lauren Bacall
Marriage is not only time: it is also, parodoxically, the denial of time. For forty years I saw myself through John's eyes. I did not age.
— Joan Didion
Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.
— Robert Breault
I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.
— Mel Gibson
When asked his secret of love, being married fifty-four years to the same
person, he said, "Ruth and I are happily incompatible." — Billy Graham
person, he said, "Ruth and I are happily incompatible." — Billy Graham
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
— Barbra Streisand
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
— Woody Allen
People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
— Mary Wesley
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.
— Rich Vos
If you can figure out how to choose happiness in your marriage daily, and stop sweating the small stuff, it'll take ten years off your life.
— Fawn Weaver
The thirty-plus years of marriage between the ceiling and the cement plaster showed signs of weakness by frequently developing cracks and holes.
— Pawan Mishra
After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky.
— Kyra Sedgwick
A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage.
— Honore De Balzac
Couples often live out years of falsehood trying to protect and save a relationship, all the while destroying any chance of real relationship.
— Henry Cloud
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is thread, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.
— Simone Signoret