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Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
— Charles Bukowski
The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.
— Julius Charles Hare
Most climbers aren't in fact deranged, they're just infected with a particularly virulent strain of the Human Condition.
— Jon Krakauer
Will I die without ever reading Ulysses to the end?
— David Mitchell
God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke.
— Jack London
My parents are my backbone. Still are. They're the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score 40.
— Kobe Bryant
Ack, joke gone bad, joke gone bad," Brenna wails, flapping her hands. "Run away. Run away.
— Kristen Callihan
A man is an artist only at certain moments, by an effort of will. Objects have the same appearance for everybody.
— Edgar Degas
Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.
— Rick Riordan
If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.
— Jonathan Raban
punching holes the size of dogs
— S.M. Reine
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.
— Jack Ketchum
People in the same room understand and empathize with each other in a way that isn't possible on the page or screen.
— Gloria Steinem
Apologetic explanations do not develop unless there is a reality that has to be explained and defended. Jesus was undeniably a figure of history.
— John Shelby Spong
That was the true terror of love, that you could love with your whole heart, your whole soul, and lose both
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke.
— Conan O'Brien
Key metaphors help determine what and how we perceive and how we think about our perceptions.
— M.H. Abrams
A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.
— Jana Deleon
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
— George Bernard Shaw
Television as we have it isn't an art form - it's a piece of furniture that is good for a few things.
— Pauline Kael
If you can't afford housing then the right to vote is a bad joke.
— Kim Stanley Robinson
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
— Benjamin Walker
