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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
— William Howard Taft
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
— Miranda Lambert
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
— Richie Sambora
My ex was about as handy as a back pocket on a T-shirt.~Dixie — D.B. Woodling
She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise.
— Peggy Webb
Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
— Don Frye
Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto
The worst an ex-con is likely to do if given the right to vote is vote for a Democrat.
— Timothy Noah
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
— Jim Samuels
Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.
— Crystal Woods
You do not create ex nihilo. You rearrange and recombine. You are the same old flour and eggs in search of a new recipe.
— Douglas Wilson
a road trip with her ex? danger ahead...
— Lauren Barnholdt
Darlin', you can't tell me your ex wasn't adventurous and not expect me to see it as a challenge.
— Leah Braemel
I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing desperately.
— Coco J. Ginger
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
You know being and ex serviceman and a Disabled Gulf War Veteran. You could play Taps on a Jews Harp and I'd still cry
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.
— Natalya Vorobyova
It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a cigarette.
— Peter Corris
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm.
— Nadine Velazquez
She had Jessica Rabbit's curves and full lips that made him wish he was a tube of ChapStick.
— Avery Flynn
Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything you owned.
— Patrick Rothfuss
She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.
— Jill Shalvis
Perhaps an eccentric is just off centre - ex-centric. But that contradicts a belief of mine that we've got to be centrifugal.
— Margaret Rutherford
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But I got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name.
— Taylor Swift
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
— Pearl Williams
I know why you do what you do, and I get it. But from one ex-martyr to a current martyr ... get over your bullshit and ask for help.
— Samantha Young
You can't swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends.
— Rick Riordan
It could all be so simple, but you'd rather make it hard, loving you is like a battle, and we both end up with scars,
— Lauryn Hill
Yep, got it. You do know I'm a decorated ex-marine, firefighter and badass biker. I got this, sweetheart.
— River Savage
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
— Charlaine Harris
There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.
— Cyril Connolly
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time.
— Mitch Hedberg
I couldn't bloody believe a prime-time TV show would have an Iraqi ex-Republican Guard torturer as a main character.
— Naveen Andrews
The simple truth is that the only real 'ex-gay' person is a dead gay person - and even then I am not too sure about the validity of that statement.
— Christina Engela
Who has not been amazed to learn that the function y = ex, like a phoenix rising from its own ashes, is its own derivative?
— Francois Le Lionnais
My dad's an ex-policeman, and my mum is a sales representative, and they haven't got the acting bug. Bless them.
— Olivia Cooke
I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.
— Dax Shepard
It was a deus-ex-machina world!
— John Irving
It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you
— Michael Tolcher
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
— Greg Behrendt
Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better.
— Reuben " Mulah Truth " Holmes II
Ex-jocks, like all jocks, never back down from a good fight. Jocks are alphas (or betas, aspiring) and animals.
— A.D. Aliwat
A teacher's major contribution may pop out anonymuosly in the life of some ex-student's grandchild.
— Wendell Berry
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A revolutionary strives to have a tight grasp on reality without the converse being true.
— Crimethinc Ex-Workers' Collective
No foundation that I am aware of has hired ex-journalists to promote a thoroughgoing inquiry.
— Alexander Cockburn
There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms.
— Anthony Liccione
Jealous much, Matthews? Is it because I'm a favorite, or is it because you still want me?
— Alex Rosa
You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief
— Stephen Kellogg
I wanna say hello to all the ex-hippies tonight. I've never been a hippie myself but I'm an honorary hippie.
— Bob Dylan
Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife.
— Kristan Higgins
I'm in a happy relationship, me and my ex are on really good terms, my kid and I are in a good spot.
— Robert Downey Jr.
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day.
— Kim Stolz
My ex would know not to talk to me until I came back from running. I'd always be in a better place.
— Arielle Kebbel
Perhaps we are on an insula ex machina, an artificial place not in the real world at all a backdrop for the stories we must tell. — Kate Atkinson
It turns out that there is nothing so 'ex' as an ex-politician, especially a defeated one. Your phone goes dead.
— Michael Ignatieff
All in all, he thought it was a bad idea to get involved with the woman investigating his ex's possible suicide with intent to haunt.
— Marybeth Niederkorn
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility.
— Mariella Frostrup
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
— Lee Trevino
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
Being an ex-child star is not a given.
— Danny Bonaduce
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
— Neil S. Plakcy
There's a certain clubbiness to the idea that you're an ex-president. You're no longer a politician. You're a statesman.
— Robert Dallek
Being an ex-England manager, one that failed to qualify for the World Cup, is like being a dead politician.
— Graham Taylor
When a friend leaves you, you move on. When a best friend leaves you, part of you is gone
— Misti Hemlock
Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
— John Green
The psychopath discards his ex-lovers with a degree of vitriol and hatred that astonishes his victims and exceeds any boundaries of normality.
— Claudia Moscovici
I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton
— Sandi Lynn
If you try to send a clear signal to and call your SoulMate into your life, having unfinished business with your ex is like static on the line.
— Annette Vaillancourt
So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave.
— Jillian Dodd
Unyielding - Oh Norma Jeane leads a crazy life, you see - she has a former husband very jealous of her - he is her "ex" but he is
— Joyce Carol Oates
Well, there doesn't seem anything else for an ex-President to do but to go into the country and raise big pumpkins.
— Chester A. Arthur
