Alcoholic Quotes
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With alcoholic ritual, the whole point is generosity. If you open a bottle of wine, for heaven's sake have the grace to throw away the damn cork.
— Christopher Hitchens
Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses.
— Samael Aun Weor
She would try to live life one day at a time, like an alcoholicdrink, don't drink, drink. Perhaps she should take drugs. — Lorrie Moore
Yep, Gin and Brandi. Call me crazy, but naming your daughters after alcoholic beverages is just asking for trouble.
— Kelley Armstrong
God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini's 'The Ecstasy of St. Teresa.
— David Foster Wallace
Paul Desmond sounds like a female alcoholic.
— Eddie Condon
I use to drink every day without a care until I released the Demons that now I must bare
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
— Jill Shalvis
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
— Carolyn G. Heilbrun
The urge to cut still pulled at me. Would I always have this urge? I wondered. Would I be like an alcoholic constantly fighting the desire to drink?
— J.A. Templeton
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
— Young Jeezy
Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.
— Marian Burros
Obviously, I'm not homeless. I'm not an old alcoholic. I'm not jumping trains. I just like to live in a certain way.
— Patti Smith
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.
— Ingrid Bengis
Alcoholism is above all a disease of denial.
— David Stafford
Berg, while the go-to guy for decisions for past campaigns, engaged in frequent and successful battles against sobriety.
— Sally Courtnix
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.
— Karl Kraus
There is no excuse for any spiritually minded person being confused over total abstinence from alcoholic beverages.
— Oliver B. Greene
I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up.
— Malachy McCourt
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[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.
— Auguste Piccard
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
Why lie, Robert? Why lie? You know that lying is the alcoholics kryptonite, you can't afford it, the reasonable voice in his head screamed.
— Gudjon Bergmann
I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.
— Martin Pond
Because I know I'm an addict, and I know I'm an alcoholic.
— Jamie Lee Curtis
I'm an alcoholic, Tara.
— Jaci Burton
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
Being a politician is a lot like being an alcoholic in denial.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.
— Whitey Herzog
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids ... and when you're away from them, who needs it?.
— Phyllis Diller
Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A person who is alcoholic usually has the feeling of inferiority that results in a person feeling extremely depressed.
— Paul Silway
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.
— Craig Ferguson
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.
— Sue William Silverman
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.
— Glenn Beck
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
— Truman Capote
If you splurge on expensive booze you may be an alcoholic. If you go for the well on the other hand... you may be an alcoholic.
— Euphrates Arnaut Moss
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
— Jackie Gleason
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
— Mitch Hedberg
Oh, because you're an alcoholic." Only when I heard those words did it filter through my own denial. Only then did I gain understanding.
— David W. Earle
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!
— Willie Aames
The "delirium tremens" of alcoholic drunkards has unmistakable symptoms, but that of those intoxicated with theories is easily confused with genius.
— Samael Aun Weor
The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB
— Clive James
An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it.
— David Sheff
She was an alcoholic. I didn't blame myself for that. The worst problem in the life of any alcoholic is alcohol.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I chuckled like Aldo Ray. If I had to endure his l'homme du monde act, he had to suffer my jaded alcoholic private eye.
— James Crumley
I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse.
— Malachy McCourt
He never cared too much for parties or people, but misanthropy could easily be cured by several alcoholic drinks.
— Daniel J. Rice
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
— Robin Williams
The two of them together in a place like Retribution Falls would result in alcoholic carnage, sure as bird shit on statues.
— Chris Wooding
The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada since the outbreak of war is one evidence of this.
— William Lyon Mackenzie King
And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
— Augusten Burroughs
Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.
— Libba Bray
Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic.
— William Perry
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.
— Mercedes McCambridge
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It's not cool to be an alcoholic.
— Chester Bennington
Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.
— Carrie Fisher
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
— Ozzy Osbourne
I am a vegetarian as well as a passionate anti-alcoholic, because I can thus make better use of my brain.
— Thomas A. Edison
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
An alcoholic has a personality change after a drink or two, but a drunk can drink as much as he wants. I'm a drunk.
— Oliver Sacks
I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a thief. Or a liar.
— Raymond Carver
I'm a recovering alcoholic so I should be home.
— Kenny Hickey
OK, some people might think he's a degenerate, troublesome, drug dealing, coke dependant, alcoholic, but that doesn't make him a bad person.
— Peter L Masters
A big, friendly-looking man approaches me. "Hey, I'm Bobby," he says with a thick Baltimore accent, " ... and I'm an alcoholic.
— Augusten Burroughs
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.
— Seanan McGuire
There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.
— George R R Martin
Since turning in his resignation, he'd been wondering what he might do next. Suddenly his path seemed clear. He would become an alcoholic. He
— Richard Russo
Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes ...
— Theodore Roszak
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
