Alcoholic Funny Quotes
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Alcoholic Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Throwing more science at things isn't always the answer.
— Tyler Cowen
When you get to be 95, travel doesn't come as easily.
— John Wooden
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ...
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Dogs again had it right. They didn't trouble themselves with mysteries that could never be solved anyway.
— Jonathan Franzen
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
— W.C. Fields
One can criticize the Israeli government, but it is not fair to judge the people of Israel.
— Antonio Munoz Molina
To Norwegians, the polka is a form of martial art.
— Garrison Keillor