Alexei Sayle Quotes
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I'm an intellectual.
— Alexei Sayle
I always thought communism was crap, really.
— Alexei Sayle
Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states,
— Alexei Sayle
I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
— Alexei Sayle
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
— Alexei Sayle
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
— Alexei Sayle
I'm still fiercely ambitious.
— Alexei Sayle
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
— Alexei Sayle
I feel sorry for many politicians ... we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
— Alexei Sayle
I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
— Alexei Sayle
People aren't universally heroic.
— Alexei Sayle
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
— Alexei Sayle
Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
— Alexei Sayle
For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
— Alexei Sayle
I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
— Alexei Sayle
...I learned the lesson that, even after the revolution, cool, handsome and confident is always going to beat weird-looking and needy.
— Alexei Sayle
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
— Alexei Sayle
I'm fascinated by comedy.
— Alexei Sayle
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
— Alexei Sayle
If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
— Alexei Sayle
I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
— Alexei Sayle
I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
— Alexei Sayle
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
— Alexei Sayle
There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
— Alexei Sayle
Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
— Alexei Sayle
Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
— Alexei Sayle
I'm distinct, really.
— Alexei Sayle
I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
— Alexei Sayle
You can't do comedy with a beard.
— Alexei Sayle
