America Funny Quotes
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Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
— Natasha Leggero
America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.
— Norman Vincent Peale
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
— Johan Huizinga
Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me ... that's black ...
— Danielle O'Hara
Poetry is again hip in America as people are beginning to refuse to die of boredom and to choke in the fog of their funny money.
— Andrei Codrescu
Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
— George Carlin
No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.
— Jay Black
Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... "
— Mike Birbiglia
Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.
— Santosh Kalwar
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
— Adam Rex
That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.
— Chelsea Handler
I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.
— Saffron Burrows
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
— Stephen Colbert
Ian was too Captain America for my taste.
— Gloria Craw
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
— Katt Williams
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
— James Joyce
You can always rely on America to do the right thing once it has exhausted the alternatives. — Winston Churchill
