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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
— Ray Romano
She handed Mola an apple. "This one has a wish inside it," she said matter-of-factly. "Make sure you know what you want before you take a bite.
— Patrick Rothfuss
Words had become overnight just little coins, insignificant and unfreighted, to be exchanged for ribbons, buttons, for an apple or an egg.
— Jo Baker
But I seem to recall that you can rub the outside of an apple until it shines without ever eradicating the worm within.
— Lauren Baratz-Logsted
My mother and my grandmother would make an apple tart in different styles, and I had one per day. Every day I would eat one full apple tart.
— Eric Ripert
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
— Stephen Colbert
In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple.
— Jay Leno
You can't stay in a Blackberry mindset and become an Apple!
— John Di Lemme
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple.
— Thomas Paine
You first parents of the human race ... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the apples in a seed.
— Robert H. Schuller
I am so disappointed in Apple. I don't even use an iPhone anymore. Their marketing sucks. It's embarrassing. It's just garbage.
— Casey Neistat
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
Part of the trouble is that I've never properly understood that some disasters accumulate, that they don't all land like a child out of an apple tree.
— Janet Burroway
It is a simple procedure to calculate the number of seeds in an apple. But who among us can ever say how many apples are in a seed?
— Wayne Dyer
Well, I haven't convinced anyone to take a bite out of an apple lately, so I think we're all pretty safe for the time being.
— J.M. Darhower
Eve took a bite from the apple, chaos ensued... earth became hell as heaven retreated behind an impenetrable veil.
— Hamilton Stone
If an apple was magnified to the size of the Earth, then the atoms in the apple would be approximately the size of the original apple.
— Richard P. Feynman
Taft generally ate alone. Forever struggling to lose weight, he limited his midday meal to an apple or a glass of water.
— Doris Kearns Goodwin
But when you kiss me there's a spark, and I can't remember I'm only food to be consumed like an apple and not loved like a woman.
— Phar West Nagle
I don't know whether you've ever had a woman eat an apple while you were doing it. Well, you can imagine how that affects you.
— Henry Miller
It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day.
— Torrie Wilson
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.
— Fiona Apple
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Anyone can cut an apple open and count the number of seeds. But, who can look at a single seed and count the trees and apples?
— Dottie Walters
Because of an apple Eden fell and Troy was destroyed.
— Marty Rubin
Google Maps are phenomenal. Yep, ask an Apple user.
— Eric Schmidt
I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.
— Alex Trebek
Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.
— Derek Landy
Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.
— J.K. Rowling
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
No one's immune to bribery. — Joanne Harris
No one's immune to bribery. — Joanne Harris
The Apple store is not a store. It is an exercise in evangelism.
— Paco Underhill
I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig.
— Andrea Dworkin
Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
— Robert H. Schuller
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
— Benjamin Franklin
You can't sow an apple seed and expect to get an avocado tree. The consequences of your life are sown in what you do and how you behave.
— Tom Shadyac
She liked Victorian novels. They were the only kind of novel you could read while eating an apple.
— Stella Gibbons
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well.
— Martin Luther
100 million iphones don't lie. What an amazing man. He is the apple of all of our i's. We have an i everything and its all so amazing.
— Billy Bush
I love to eat an apple after a meal, just to cleanse my teeth - they always look polished afterwards.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
For an apple you can't reach up and pick, you have to climb that tree; the tree won't bend down for you!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
— Evan Esar
Polish the young woman's ego like wax on a wood floor, Shinola on shoes, spit on an apple.
— Dennis Vickers
Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling ...
— Herman Melville
A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.
— James Russell Lowell
IfI wanted to eat an apple, and someone punched me in the stomach, taking away my appetite, then it was this punch that I originally wanted
— Ludwig Wittgenstein
They call me an apple because they think I'm red on the outside and white on the inside.
— Sherman Alexie
I bought an Apple iPad and it was out of date sooner than a real apple would have been. We
— Karl Pilkington
I produce music as an apple tree produces apples.
— Camille Saint-Saens
Bitterness can compromise a heart the way fireblight disease can consume an apple orchard.
— Nicole Deese
Going to school- picking an apple Getting an education- eating it
— E.L. Konigsburg
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart. — William Shakespeare
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart. — William Shakespeare
And make us as Newton was, who in his garden watching The apple falling towards England, became aware Between himself and her of an eternal tie.
— W. H. Auden
If you can prove to me that one miracle took place, I will believe he is a just God who damned us all because a woman ate an apple.
— Edward FitzGerald
An apple never bares a pear.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
An apple tree is just like a person. In order to thrive, it needs companionship that's similar to it in some ways, but quite different than others.
— Jeffrey Stepakoff
You insinuated yourself into my heart like a worm into an apple, and I am consumed by you.
— Seanan McGuire
Peeling an apple with a sword is not something original; it is vulgar!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
If art depended on content, then one painting of an apple would be as good as the next one.
— Walter Darby Bannard
So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!
— Brian Regan
Apple makes beautiful products. I own a Mac Pro, a Mac Book, a Mac Mini, an iPad, an iPhone, pretty much the entire collection.
— Nick Denton
She flipped through the pages of her apps, as if Apple made an app for Escape from a deserted island.
— Kimberly Kinrade
Fall for me, as an apple falls, as rain falls, because you must. Use gravity to anchor your desire.
— Jeanette Winterson
Chris Martin's a good friend of mine. I'm actually Apple's godfather. He's an old friend and we've been mates for quite a few years now.
— Simon Pegg
A person dies every second, but there's also a six year old somewhere, every second, trying to move an apple with his mind.
— Craig Stone
He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie.
— Lili St. Crow
The cold, inconsiderate of persons, tingles your blood, benumbs your feet, freezes a man like an apple.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her.
— Michelle Gagnon
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.
— Colonel Sanders
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
— Sid Waddell
I'm not trying to be a different weight. I want to be a different body type so that I'm not an apple. I just want to be a pear!
— Octavia Spencer
He was sentenced to one year in a small juvenile detention home in town. Most of the kids were in for drugs. Carmack was in for an Apple II.
— David Kushner
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.
— Terry Pratchett
You would not go into an apple orchard and eat the weeds so why would you go into your day and feast on worries?.
— Pat McBride
A celibate, like the fly in the heart of an apple, dwells in a perpetual sweetness, but sits alone, and is confined and dies in singularity.
— Jeremy Taylor
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.
— Greg Gutfeld
A sheet spread beneath an apple-tree can receive only apples; a sheet spread beneath the stars can receive only star-dust.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
If you give a small child a bunny and an apple, and she eats the bunny and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a car.
— Victoria Moran
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Knock knock. War's where! Which war? The Twwinns. Knock knock. Woos without! Without what? An apple. Knock knock.
— James Joyce
I am an apple, yet i taste like a grape... Im a grapple.
— Kelly Young
What will an angel say that the devil wants to know?
— Fiona Apple
Am I an Apple bigot? No. I can critique their products and their customer service philosophy. But overall, they do better than any other player.
— Donald Norman
I have my mother's hips ... I have an apple bottom.
— Brendon Urie
You know how many seeds are in an apple. But you don't know how many apples are in a seed.
— Robert H. Schuller
Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them.
— Paul Prudhomme
An apple is an excellent thing
until you have tried a peach. — George Du Maurier
until you have tried a peach. — George Du Maurier