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people have been cheating on each other for as long as they've made promises to be monogamous
— Aziz Ansari
What's up with these people and the food analogies?!
— Aziz Ansari
Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
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I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.
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One firm takeaway from all our interviews with women is that most dudes out there are straight-up bozos.
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If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
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One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
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It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.
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no matter how many options we seem to have on our screens, we should be careful not to lose track of the human beings behind them.
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Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
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Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For
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No nudity or sex happens at hostess clubs. It's basically like prostitution, but they just hang out with you. I was very confused.
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
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I think absurdist humor is funny ...
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Come cook food with me and do nothing.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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I've never done online dating.
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For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What
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I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.
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(On a side note, I would give pretty much anything to have been in the room where the guy said, "I've got it! We'll call it . . . Soapland!")
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I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.
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OH, Shit! Thanks for buying my book. That money is MINE.
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
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It was brutal to read. After two years the relationship was ended with a ":/," not even a fully fleshed-out emoji. There
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I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!
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Some are clearly so confused that they have taken to wearing fedoras. A difficult period indeed.
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I prefer being totally sober myself.
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made me wonder whether our ability and desire to interact with strangers is another muscle that risks atrophy in the smartphone world.
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With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
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Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
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The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.
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I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs..
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Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.
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leaving, like, "Tanya, you're a very charming lady . . ." She said, "Aziz, you're a pretty charming guy too.
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No one's trying to get with jugglers.
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I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen.
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If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights ...
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To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.
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When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.
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Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody.
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
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So: just drinks, minimal effort on his part, and you have travel to him. Ladies, are you getting sexually excited just reading this?!
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Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
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I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.
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For women in this era, it seemed that marriage was the easiest way of acquiring the basic freedoms of adulthood. Things
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what stranger can compete with a video that documents the budding friendship of two baby hippopotamuses? No one, that's who.
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You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.
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I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
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And now I'm at home on a laptop again, typing out stuff for this chapter that you are reading right now, possibly on a screen as well!
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I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.
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Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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I spend so much time on the Internet ... I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.
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Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
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Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
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I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.
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Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information,
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I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.
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Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
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You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.
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The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality.
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Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game.
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Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.
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Oh, I'm sure he's much more intelligent and thoughtful in person. This is just his "lazy phone persona.
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At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.
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I am perpetually indecisive on even the most mundane decisions, and I couldn't imagine leaving such an important choice to other people
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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
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What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
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I know my fan base is a smart group of people.
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Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.
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Maybe we are trying to meet every single person in order to be sure we have the best. Maybe we have it all wrong.
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I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek!
— Colin Salmon
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
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Come on, man, I got a full beard!
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