Assholes Quotes
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If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than look stupid.
— John LeFevre
Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.
— Jana Deleon
Assholes who run into trouble all the time probably run into trouble because they are assholes. There
— Jack Donovan
Don't you think she's had her quota of assholes?
— Sylvain Reynard
I don't care what you cover the seats with as long as you cover them with assholes.
— Eddie Rickenbacker
Is it beautiful?""Really weird. But don't get hung up on the angels. They're mostly assholes. — Ian Tregillis
If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Only assholes talk about writing
— Charles Bukowski
Even geniuses can be A class assholes.
— Justina Chen
Wherever there's Nature, there's assholes," he
— Margaret Atwood
Few people become assholes reluctantly.
— Geoffrey Nunberg
What kind of assholes bring a kid into worlds like these?
— Brian K. Vaughan
If only this city's entire population of lurking assholes shared one set of balls, so I could kick it repeatedly.
— Scott Lynch
I knew it ... I'm surrounded by assholes!
— Mel Brooks
If there's one thing America will always lead the world in," Harold said, "it's assholes with guns.
— Jason Mott
Do Angels have assholes? Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed — Kevin Hearne
It's hard to fall in love with assholes, Warren.".."Maybe you just haven't met the right asshole yet. — Colleen Hoover
What has three eyes,three nipples and two assholes? — Kurt Vonnegut
Some guys are assholes and you have to accept that.
— Caroline Kepnes
Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them it's an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.
— Justin Halpern
All human beings go through a period where they are assholes, except for the fake ones who are assholes full-time.
— Nicola Keegan
Let's have a toast-to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or assholes they have!
— Brian Aldiss
Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven't lived with them yet.
— Heather Chapple
My mistake was assuming that when I got to college, people would not be such assholes.
— Jennifer Echols
She had a thing for cocky assholes. When they expressed interest in her it seemed meaningful. When nice guys hit on her, she had trouble caring.
— Lucinda Rosenfeld
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
— Gerard Way
Before Ayn Rand coined the term "objectivists", we just called them "selfish assholes".
— James Rozoff
Only assholes write plays about Nazis.
— David Lindsay-Abaire
If we sound like a couple of callous assholes, it's because that's how we were raised.
— Jonathan Tropper
I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.
— Harry Dunn
Blue Marsh might be hundreds of miles away from Ashland, but sociopathic assholes were the same no matter where you went.
— Jennifer Estep
We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If you'd like to quickly round up a whole lot of assholes all in one spot I suggest going to the airport.
— Jenny Lawson
Lastly I would like to thank all of the assholes in the world, without which this book would not be possible.
— Albert Vidal
All cats are assholes. It's what makes them so cool." "True.
— Paul Tremblay
Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.
— Jonathan Kellerman
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit .
— Jenny Lawson
"Wonderful things can happen", Vincent said, "when you plant seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes."
— Elmore Leonard
You women have more holes than swiss cheese.
— Charles Bukowski
Assholes that commit crimes against marine life will commit them against people, too.
— Ann Kidd Taylor
Against all evidence, I keep thinking the assholes are outliers.
— James S.A. Corey
What was the secret to dealing with the assholes? "Lift weights or learn karate," said O'Grady.
— Michael Lewis
I was going to say the beginning is the good part, when it's all sparks and sparkles, before they are inevitably unmasked as assholes.
— Laini Taylor
We often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be selfish assholes first.
— Cheryl Strayed
We're happier when the assholes are villains.
— Christopher Bram
Coyotes hunt in packs, and so do assholes.
— Ellen Hopkins
Because of God, even the imperious ballbreakers, moralizing windbags, and meddling assholes may know love.
— Joshua Ferris
COME ON, MAHFAHS!' she screamed. 'YOU JUST COME ON! YOU JUST COME FOR EM! I'M GONNA BLOW YO EYES RIGHT BACK THROUGH YO FUCKIN ASSHOLES!
— Stephen King
Don't get too close buddy ' I warn Sloth. Unofficially there's a code of conduct but animals are still animals. And animals can be assholes too.
— Lauren Beukes
Was there some kind of law about drop-kicking assholes in the face? Probably. They always had laws against things that needed to be done.
— Francesca Zappia
World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.
— M.F. Moonzajer
excuses are like assholes, my pretty. Everyone has one, but not many want to get near one.
— Audrey Carlan
We're in three living groups, 'cause even after the world's ended some assholes still can't get along.
— Guillermo Del Toro
The key is, how do you feel with the one asshole? They cannot be talked to. That's why they are assholes.
— Steven Soderbergh
I urge the media to start referring to climate skeptics as what they really are: climate assholes.
— Bill Maher
Why should we always try to be true to our natural selves? What if our natural selves are assholes? Stalin was true to himself
— A. J. Jacobs
Though it seems to be a running theme that all well-polished men with model faces and insanely hot bodies are assholes.
— Michelle A. Valentine
People that hurt or annoy you are irritants, like hemorrhoids...they eventually become assholes
— Terry Robertson
Issues are like assholes, we've all got one, Pam snipped.
— Tonya Hurley
After all, if God had wanted men to fuck other men, he'd have given them dicks and shoved a G-spot up their assholes!
— Nathan Burgoine
Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.
— Jake Bible
You know, it's not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are.
— Sidney Sheldon
It was darker than a carload of assholes.
— George V. Higgins
I've confromted enough assholes in my time. They never realize they're assholes. Not once. Whatever you say.
— Sophie Kinsella
It's easier to help strangers. You don't know them well enough to realize they're assholes.
— Michael LaRocca
Don't side with assholes, she said. Her voice was very not chill.
— Karen Joy Fowler
You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!
— Matt Fraction
Ambitions are like assholes, and they smell like flowers to the owner. I must be delusional. Give it up.
— Rafi Zabor
And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.
— Crystal Woods
Little girls aren't all born with glitter shooting out of their assholes. Some us have personality, thank you very much.
— C.M. Stunich
Jesus ... It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.
— Kevin Hearne
The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you.
— George Carlin
The opprobrium of assholes is a badge of honor.
— Norman Spinrad
Opinions were like assholes; everyone had one and they all stunk, so he could shove it up his hole.
— K.F. Breene
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
— William Gibson
What's wrong with assholes, baby?
— Charles Bukowski
Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated.
— Robert I. Sutton
