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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
— Andy Richter
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
— Jerry Coleman
If someone is robbing us, come back after buisness hours! Calla's voice came from upstairs.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
— Alfred Hitchcock
The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree.
— Flannery O'Connor
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald.
— Harlan Coben
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in.
— Dave Beard
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.
— Steven Wright
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it.
— Gordon Lightfoot
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.
— Richelle Mead
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
— Peter De Vries
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.
— Dave Attell
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
— Henny Youngman
It is funny how certain places get connected with certain people, and you never go back without thinking of them.
— Jean Webster
You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.
— Carrie Fisher
McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
— Jerry Coleman
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.
— Jasmine V
I started a novel right before 'The Imitation Game,' so it's funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it.
— Graham Moore
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
— Kurt Vonnegut
When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little.Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's — Gabrielle Evans
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
— Craig Ferguson
War's a funny thing. Some men go off and come home again just fine. But there's some that come home and never do come back.
— Victoria Wilcox
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
— Robert Pattinson
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
— Kristen Schaal
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.
— Lish McBride
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
— Joan Rivers
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.
— Lauren Barnholdt
Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny.
— Kristen Ashley
Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.
— Brandon Sanderson
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
— Mitch Hedberg
Go back to your bingo hall.
— Jerry Lawler
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
— Dave Attell
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
— Dwayne Johnson
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.
— Danielle Lee Zwissler
If I get killed, put my boots back on me.
— John Sandford
Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place.
— Murray Walker
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
— Barbara Corcoran
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
— Henny Youngman
I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.
— Tionne Rogers
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
— John Lambie
He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
— Rodney Dangerfield
