Bad Humor Quotes
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Bad Humor Quotes & Sayings
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![Bad Humor Quotes By Douglas Adams: The story so far:In the beginning the Universe Bad Humor Quotes By Douglas Adams: The story so far:In the beginning the Universe](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-douglas-adams-387004.jpg)
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. — Douglas Adams
![Bad Humor Quotes By Morrissey: There are some bad people on the rise;they're Bad Humor Quotes By Morrissey: There are some bad people on the rise;they're](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-morrissey-507425.jpg)
they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives. — Morrissey
![Bad Humor Quotes By Nury Vittachi: Yes, life is hard, but it's not a Bad Humor Quotes By Nury Vittachi: Yes, life is hard, but it's not a](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-nury-vittachi-323909.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Orlando Bloom: I got to dress up in funny clothes Bad Humor Quotes By Orlando Bloom: I got to dress up in funny clothes](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-orlando-bloom-389750.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Scott Adams: Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote Bad Humor Quotes By Scott Adams: Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-scott-adams-507921.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: The British nation is unique in this respect: Bad Humor Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: The British nation is unique in this respect:](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-winston-s-churchill-756844.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: If I could get hold of something nasty Bad Humor Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: If I could get hold of something nasty](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-jesse-hajicek-850770.jpg)
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
![Bad Humor Quotes By Cassandra Clare: As long as there was coffee in the Bad Humor Quotes By Cassandra Clare: As long as there was coffee in the](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-cassandra-clare-81973.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was Bad Humor Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-kristen-ashley-631023.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Sandra Byrd: If your arteries are good, eat more ice Bad Humor Quotes By Sandra Byrd: If your arteries are good, eat more ice](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-sandra-byrd-258397.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Don't know if it's good or bad that Bad Humor Quotes By Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Don't know if it's good or bad that](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-neil-degrasse-tyson-539961.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Kelly Moran: First thought? Romance movies were bad for her Bad Humor Quotes By Kelly Moran: First thought? Romance movies were bad for her](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-kelly-moran-419673.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Neil Leckman: They say that time is relative. I think Bad Humor Quotes By Neil Leckman: They say that time is relative. I think](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-neil-leckman-9162.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Patrick Major Dallas OR: She had a voice so husky it could Bad Humor Quotes By Patrick Major Dallas OR: She had a voice so husky it could](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-patrick-major-dallas-or-858163.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Siobhan Davis: He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only Bad Humor Quotes By Siobhan Davis: He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-siobhan-davis-679286.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Jerry Falwell: This is probably as bad a day as Bad Humor Quotes By Jerry Falwell: This is probably as bad a day as](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-jerry-falwell-624091.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By J.M. Miller: I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone Bad Humor Quotes By J.M. Miller: I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-j-m-miller-615956.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: He was tall and scrawny with a face Bad Humor Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: He was tall and scrawny with a face](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-kelley-armstrong-609691.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Woody Allen: Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Bad Humor Quotes By Woody Allen: Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-woody-allen-596209.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Joseph Joubert: There are some men who are witty when Bad Humor Quotes By Joseph Joubert: There are some men who are witty when](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-joseph-joubert-577650.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Priya Kanaparti: Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad. Bad Humor Quotes By Priya Kanaparti: Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-priya-kanaparti-682758.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Liliana Hart: You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard Bad Humor Quotes By Liliana Hart: You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-liliana-hart-91084.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Frank Portman: There's always a bit of suspense about the Bad Humor Quotes By Frank Portman: There's always a bit of suspense about the](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-frank-portman-94720.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Kallee Gallant: People are like pickles- some are sour, some Bad Humor Quotes By Kallee Gallant: People are like pickles- some are sour, some](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-kallee-gallant-511584.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Brian Spellman: My life is so bad that it's worse Bad Humor Quotes By Brian Spellman: My life is so bad that it's worse](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-brian-spellman-113995.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Michelle Rowen: No ... I ... I had this spicy Bad Humor Quotes By Michelle Rowen: No ... I ... I had this spicy](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-michelle-rowen-123820.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just Bad Humor Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-dannika-dark-475267.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it Bad Humor Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-miguel-de-cervantes-474877.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Vivian Arend: Tad socked him. Hard. Twice. Someday the bad Bad Humor Quotes By Vivian Arend: Tad socked him. Hard. Twice. Someday the bad](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-vivian-arend-803692.jpg)
Someday the bad guys would realize monologues were a bad thing. — Vivian Arend
![Bad Humor Quotes By Mary Ann Shaffer: Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad Bad Humor Quotes By Mary Ann Shaffer: Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-mary-ann-shaffer-29862.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising Bad Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-oscar-wilde-854099.jpg)
American novels, answered Lord Henry. — Oscar Wilde
![Bad Humor Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and Bad Humor Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-mindy-levy-31944.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Kresley Cole: He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia. Bad Humor Quotes By Kresley Cole: He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-kresley-cole-831590.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Malcolm Muggeridge: Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good Bad Humor Quotes By Malcolm Muggeridge: Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-malcolm-muggeridge-821993.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: If all else fails, immortality can always be Bad Humor Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: If all else fails, immortality can always be](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-john-kenneth-galbraith-61442.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By G.G. Silverman: I felt bad for the girls in my Bad Humor Quotes By G.G. Silverman: I felt bad for the girls in my](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-g-g-silverman-811470.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Chris Terrio: This is the best bad plan we have, Bad Humor Quotes By Chris Terrio: This is the best bad plan we have,](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-chris-terrio-805777.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Jo Nesbo: An artist who maintains that he has been Bad Humor Quotes By Jo Nesbo: An artist who maintains that he has been](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-jo-nesbo-804614.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Gena Showalter: Me: I think we should have sex again.Royce: Bad Humor Quotes By Gena Showalter: Me: I think we should have sex again.Royce:](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-gena-showalter-468808.jpg)
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter
![Bad Humor Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Somehow it seems to fill my head with Bad Humor Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Somehow it seems to fill my head with](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-lewis-carroll-794367.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Michael Crichton: Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes Bad Humor Quotes By Michael Crichton: Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-michael-crichton-762766.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Scott Lynch: Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a Bad Humor Quotes By Scott Lynch: Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-scott-lynch-752290.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, Bad Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself,](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-p-g-wodehouse-747376.jpg)
"The mood will pass, sir. — P.G. Wodehouse
![Bad Humor Quotes By Roger Zelazny: Once past the comfort zone in either direction, Bad Humor Quotes By Roger Zelazny: Once past the comfort zone in either direction,](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-roger-zelazny-746198.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-rick-riordan-688216.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Christina Channelle: I actually wanted to drive a stake through Bad Humor Quotes By Christina Channelle: I actually wanted to drive a stake through](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-christina-channelle-263808.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Lori Lesko: The good news about self publishing is you Bad Humor Quotes By Lori Lesko: The good news about self publishing is you](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-lori-lesko-160804.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Gina Ranalli: You make the Titanic look like a tiny Bad Humor Quotes By Gina Ranalli: You make the Titanic look like a tiny](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-gina-ranalli-322006.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially Bad Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-rick-riordan-319827.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Rin Chupeco: It would be a really bad idea to Bad Humor Quotes By Rin Chupeco: It would be a really bad idea to](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-rin-chupeco-310513.jpg)
"How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
![Bad Humor Quotes By Jacqueline Kelly: It was too bad, but sometimes a little Bad Humor Quotes By Jacqueline Kelly: It was too bad, but sometimes a little](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-jacqueline-kelly-307651.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have Bad Humor Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-jenna-bush-286550.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: A bunch of bad songs, make an awful Bad Humor Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: A bunch of bad songs, make an awful](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-benny-bellamacina-273692.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Clint Catalyst: It's so hard being goth. You have to Bad Humor Quotes By Clint Catalyst: It's so hard being goth. You have to](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-clint-catalyst-271111.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Raymond Chandler: I don't mind if you don't like my Bad Humor Quotes By Raymond Chandler: I don't mind if you don't like my](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-raymond-chandler-328174.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There was a bird whistle as Polly neared Bad Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There was a bird whistle as Polly neared](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-terry-pratchett-161266.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Nicole Sager: I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming Bad Humor Quotes By Nicole Sager: I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-nicole-sager-243496.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By John Allison: Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over Bad Humor Quotes By John Allison: Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-john-allison-239946.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Kill me if I ever look that Bad" Bad Humor Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Kill me if I ever look that Bad"](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-chuck-palahniuk-236287.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Raegan Butcher: Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, Bad Humor Quotes By Raegan Butcher: Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison,](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-raegan-butcher-217410.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Iimani David: The problem with at-home IQ tests is that Bad Humor Quotes By Iimani David: The problem with at-home IQ tests is that](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-iimani-david-212262.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: Multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the Bad Humor Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: Multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-l-m-montgomery-211647.jpg)
(the story girl) — L.M. Montgomery
![Bad Humor Quotes By Phoebe Kitanidis: I didn't see myself as the busty type. Bad Humor Quotes By Phoebe Kitanidis: I didn't see myself as the busty type.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-phoebe-kitanidis-369529.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters Bad Humor Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-nenia-campbell-454569.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By George Carlin: It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for Bad Humor Quotes By George Carlin: It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-george-carlin-438833.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Abigail Roux: Zane sighed. "I was so hoping this would Bad Humor Quotes By Abigail Roux: Zane sighed. "I was so hoping this would](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-abigail-roux-436667.jpg)
Ty smacked him on the side of the head. "Don't use bad words. — Abigail Roux
![Bad Humor Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. Bad Humor Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-sherrilyn-kenyon-426513.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Samuel Johnson: I hate mankind, for I think myself one Bad Humor Quotes By Samuel Johnson: I hate mankind, for I think myself one](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-samuel-johnson-124031.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want Bad Humor Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-adventure-time-397175.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: At the very leadt, we can grab Monica Bad Humor Quotes By Rachel Caine: At the very leadt, we can grab Monica](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-rachel-caine-128621.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Jayde Scott: Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry Bad Humor Quotes By Jayde Scott: Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-jayde-scott-141314.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By George R R Martin: The bad part is you freeze your balls Bad Humor Quotes By George R R Martin: The bad part is you freeze your balls](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-george-r-r-martin-170050.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Joe Roberts: But I'm at the top, huh?(Mr.Gruber's bad list) Bad Humor Quotes By Joe Roberts: But I'm at the top, huh?(Mr.Gruber's bad list)](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-joe-roberts-364750.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Carrie Fisher: And not that it matters, but my mother Bad Humor Quotes By Carrie Fisher: And not that it matters, but my mother](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-carrie-fisher-350039.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Will Rogers: And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, Bad Humor Quotes By Will Rogers: And, when the votes are counted, let everybody,](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-will-rogers-331344.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Eve Langlais: I know all about insanity. It's not that Bad Humor Quotes By Eve Langlais: I know all about insanity. It's not that](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-eve-langlais-329781.jpg)
![Bad Humor Quotes By Peter James West: You only get one life.Too bad you already Bad Humor Quotes By Peter James West: You only get one life.Too bad you already](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bad-humor-quotes-by-peter-james-west-329660.jpg)
Too bad you already made a mess of it. — Peter James West