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Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt
— Dannika Dark
She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman. Glenn: I'm Korean.
Daryl Dixon: Whatever. — The Walking Dead
I came to a clear internal realization that there was nothing I could do as a separated self that would ever fulfill me.
— Barbara Marx Hubbard
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind ...
— Erwin Schrodinger
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
— Ambrose Bierce
Stephen Harper is probably the most dangerous human being ever elevated to power in Canada.
— Farley Mowat
Good shot.""Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner
Balls to ten minutes.
— Kristen Ashley
Joy is the clearest indicator of deep wellness.
— Danielle LaPorte
The proud do not change to improve, but defend their position by rationalizing. Repentance means change, and it takes a humble person to change.
— Ezra Taft Benson
Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?
— Whitney Cummings
Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm.
— Sam Donaldson
I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.
— K.A. Mitchell
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
I call my balls the bush twins.
— Zach Galifianakis
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.
— Mark A. Cooper
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it.
— Melyssa Winchester
If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?
— Norman Chad
Revealed religion is one thing, revealed legislation, another.
— Moses Mendelssohn
I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo)
— M. Robinson