Banter Quotes
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I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden
Are you a murderer?"
"That depends, are you one of those animal activist[s] that believe meat is murder? — Tammy Blackwell
"That depends, are you one of those animal activist[s] that believe meat is murder? — Tammy Blackwell
Your pussy taste like night."
"It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn
"It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn
Get a grip. You're pricklier than a feral cat," he said, sitting up.
"Too bad for you, I'm not in heat," I said, calming down. — Tiffany King
"Too bad for you, I'm not in heat," I said, calming down. — Tiffany King
Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex?
— Suzanne Brockmann
Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.'
'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley
'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley
Two characters and sexy banter do not a book make, damn it.
— Sherry Thomas
Did you know that your open thighs are directly responsible for my renewable energy source?
— Penelope Douglas
A certain luxury when you get to writing a novel is to have the space to have your characters just banter.
— David Benioff
You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"
"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane
"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane
Don't flash those green doe eyes at me."
"They don't melt your heart of stone?" I banter.
"Stone can't fucking melt ... it just grows hot. — Krista Ritchie
"They don't melt your heart of stone?" I banter.
"Stone can't fucking melt ... it just grows hot. — Krista Ritchie
I don't banter with the audience, cause I don't have anything to say to them, and I'm not feeling any sense of ease or camaraderie when I'm on stage.
— Dan Bejar
Long standing hatred between a man and a woman is just unspoken attraction that has bruised egos.
— Shannon L. Alder
You know, stealing someone's kill is bad form," he complained, cutting through the quiet tension.
— Katherine McIntyre
Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
— Josh Bazell
There is nothing sexier than sword fight.
— Stana Katic
Why don't we keep that secret? Hunters will lose their reputations if we're seen saving puppies and painting flowers.
— Katherine McIntyre
How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you write it in the book. — John Green
"But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you write it in the book. — John Green
We don't know," Gansey said, around his straw. "Why is the tea so good here?"
"I spit in it. Let me see this thing. — Maggie Stiefvater
"I spit in it. Let me see this thing. — Maggie Stiefvater
He felt like a green-as-grass PFC from Dubuque, Iowa, trading banter with the hardened South Vietnamese regular attached to his unit. "So,
— Lev Grossman
Being told that you are good at banter is like being told that you are a good person.
— Dar Williams
Banter is often a proof of want of intelligence.
— Jean De La Bruyere
[ ... ]my memory is reasonably good - unlike yours, dear sir!"
"Mine is erratic," he said imperturbably. "I remember only what interests me. — Georgette Heyer
"Mine is erratic," he said imperturbably. "I remember only what interests me. — Georgette Heyer
I was thinking - I'd like to fuck that smart mouth of yours and make you swallow my cum. ~Eric~
— Courtney Lane
[The Front Page] is still full of peppy banter as it sends its seedy knights after cheap scoops.
— Jay Carr
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
— Bruce Forsyth
You took so long I got bored." She widened her smile, teeth showing. "Next time freshen up quicker, princess.
— Katherine McIntyre
I would sooner converse with a snake!" He side-stepped the clutter.
"Speak and have done. Even snakes prefer their choice of company. — Janny Wurts
"Speak and have done. Even snakes prefer their choice of company. — Janny Wurts
Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?
— Lilith Saintcrow
The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.
— Katherine McIntyre
I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic.
— Emma Watson
Just get up. What's your name, kid?"
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license? — Tad Williams
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license? — Tad Williams
Silver Avalanche coming up the driveway," calls Jeffrey from upstairs.
"What are you, security?" I call back. — Cynthia Hand
"What are you, security?" I call back. — Cynthia Hand
You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?
— Lorelei James
Did you know it's always been my fantasy to do a chick on a swing?"
"Did you know it's a federal ofense to have sex on a playground? — C.M. Stunich
"Did you know it's a federal ofense to have sex on a playground? — C.M. Stunich
banter because I caught her sitting at the top of
— Tina Smith-Brown
You're a psychopath."
"I prefer creative. — Becca Fitzpatrick
"I prefer creative. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I wasn't a regular, avid 'Bones' fan, but I'd certainly seen it. I liked the banter; I liked the people and that world.
— Geoff Stults
Audience member: Living Room!
Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin
Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin
You need to own your feelings. Get more comfortable expressing yourself."
"How about I express you out the nearest window? — Greg Cox
"How about I express you out the nearest window? — Greg Cox
Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!"
An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, Miss, are no lady. — Margaret Mitchell
An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, Miss, are no lady. — Margaret Mitchell
What a world is this, and how does fortune banter us!
— Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke
Mina's mouth dropped open, and he bent his head as if to kiss her. She jammed her gun barrel under his chin. He grinned.
— Meljean Brook
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
No jokes, no banter. No pre-mission
— Lee Child
What is that *smell*?"
Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air. — Keith R.A. DeCandido
Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air. — Keith R.A. DeCandido
First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams
Horrible sense of humor?" Hunter's eyes twinkled as he engaged in our banter. "Compared to your one-word witticisms, I'm a fountain of entertainment.
— Katherine McIntyre
[Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you. — FayJay
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you. — FayJay
All government is founded on compromise and banter.
— Edmund Burke
I'm sorry," V'Aidan
"No, you're not." Erin
"No, I'm not, but I don't want you to be angry with me for it." V'Aidan
"You're evil." Erin — Sherrilyn Kenyon
"No, you're not." Erin
"No, I'm not, but I don't want you to be angry with me for it." V'Aidan
"You're evil." Erin — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why, whatever were we thinking, Cassie?" I find my voice and try to keep up with the banter. "We're not being very ladylike, at all!
— Kandi Steiner
Whatever you say, sweetheart." He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates.
— Jessica Lemmon
What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?"
"Huh ... it's kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over — R.S. Burnett
"Huh ... it's kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over — R.S. Burnett
Their banter was rich and comfortable, their teasing intimate and profound; their 'I love you' without the use of those startling words.
— Sarah Winman
Nora: "How do you feel?"
Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober. — Dashiell Hammett
Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober. — Dashiell Hammett
I figured it was probably best for me to leave that bicycle back there for a real emergency.
— Suzanne Brockmann
I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public house. So I miss the pubs.
— Chris Vance
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.
— Mark A. Cooper
Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?"
Nora: "No, thanks."
Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one. — Dashiell Hammett
Nora: "No, thanks."
Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one. — Dashiell Hammett
Barbed banter was the coin of their realm and heartfelt admissions of affection were rejected out of hand as counterfeit.
— Sharon Kay Penman
I have never been with an ugly woman!" he argues.
"You've never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either — R.S. Burnett
"You've never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either — R.S. Burnett
Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him.
— Katherine McIntyre
You heard Alanna. Someone's got to be on you at all times." His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.
— Katherine McIntyre
A little playful banter never hurt - or did it? - Emma
— Martha Sweeney