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Being Single Funny Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: Scratching is one of nature's sweetest gratifications, and

Scratching is one of nature's sweetest gratifications, and the one nearest at hand. — Michel De Montaigne

Being Single Funny Quotes By Fred Hollows: Every eye is an eye, when you're doing

Every eye is an eye, when you're doing the surgery there that is just as important as if you were doing eye surgery on the prime minster or the king. — Fred Hollows

Being Single Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: There are men whose language is strong and

There are men whose language is strong and defying enough, yet their eyes and their actions ask leave of other men to live. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being Single Funny Quotes By Dorothy Love: When God opens a door, you have to

When God opens a door, you have to take His hand and walk through it. Even when you have doubts. — Dorothy Love

Being Single Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise. — Natasha Leggero

Being Single Funny Quotes By Harold S. Kushner: People are so busy chasing happiness- if they

People are so busy chasing happiness- if they would slow down and turn around, they would give it a chance to catch up with them. — Harold S. Kushner

Being Single Funny Quotes By Mickey Rooney: Yeah, a few of the films I made

Yeah, a few of the films I made were so bad they didn't get released - they escaped. — Mickey Rooney

Being Single Funny Quotes By Diane Wilson: I am a mystic and am directed by

I am a mystic and am directed by an internal compass. I am not outer-directed. — Diane Wilson

Being Single Funny Quotes By Keith Ferrazzi: In life, it's between choosing risk and striving

In life, it's between choosing risk and striving for greatness, or risking nothing and being certain of mediocrity — Keith Ferrazzi

Being Single Funny Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: I'm OK with being single, but I'm not

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

Being Single Funny Quotes By Graham Greene: I wouldn't like to be cremated', she said.'You'd

I wouldn't like to be cremated', she said.
'You'd prefer worms?'
'Yes, I would. — Graham Greene

Being Single Funny Quotes By India.Arie: I'm passionate about the empowerment and healing of

I'm passionate about the empowerment and healing of girls and women. Where I do the most work in that regard is in my songwriting. — India.Arie