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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them.
— Trevor Noah
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
— Kinky Friedman
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
— Sarah Silverman
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous.
— Charles Woodson
I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on.
— Steve Martin
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.
— Auberon Waugh
When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.
— Bauvard
I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!
— Robert Knepper
No way!" I yelled, taking it from him."I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White
But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else.
— Julie Anne Peters
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidenceand punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian
I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.
— Tom Perrotta
Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you.
— A.J. Cronin
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
— George W. Bush
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
I don't believe in magic.
— J.K. Rowling
