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The greater absurdities are, the more strongly they evince the falsity of that supposition from whence they flow.
— Francis Atterbury
National Socialism is what Marxism might have been if it could have broken its absurd and artificial ties with the democratic order.
— Adolf Hitler
But Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.
— Samuel Pepys
We're the new power, come to replace the old. Cameras in the head, children with microchips, spin doctors rewriting reality as it happens.
— Grant Morrison
Jean Piaget observed that scarcely any question seems absurd to a child, but he was silent on the question of absurd answers from adults.
— Nancy Willard
It strikes me as being morally repulsive and intellectually absurd that people die of want in a world of surplus.
— Bob Geldof
I know it sounds absurd, but 11 months old, I did my first commercial.
— Hayden Panettiere
Virtual representation is so absurd as to not deserve an answer. I therefore pass it over with contempt.
— Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden
That's absurd," I said with a little laugh. "Nobody can read too much. That's like saying someone breathes too much.
— Lynn Austin
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
— Steven Wright
Like the playwrights of the Absurd, Woolrich recognized that a senseless story best mirrors a senseless existence.
— Francis M. Nevins Jr.
Life is made up of desires that seem big and vital one minute, and little and absurd the next. I guess we get what's best for us in the end.
— Alice Hegan Rice
It would probably strike the average politician as absurd to argue that the best way to fix the economy is to stop trying to 'fix it.'
— David Harsanyi
And when you cannot prove that people are wrong, but only that they are absurd, the best course is to let them alone.
— Thomas Huxley
The best mannered people make the most absurd lovers.
— Denis Diderot
Life may be not only meaningless but absurd.
— Thomas Nagel
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
Having members of the Bush administration actually sit down and discuss counter terrorism with the very countries that support terrorists is absurd.
— Frank Lautenberg
Both precious and absurd, this tightrope of existence we walk in both directions; strung only on a rhythm of heartbeats across a void
— Dean Cavanagh
I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason.
— Claire Forlani
Do not boast because you have beliefs; don't forget that hundreds of absurd beliefs in the history are totally disappeared!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
That thing of hell and eternal punishment is the most absurd, as well as the most disagreeable thought that ever entered into the head of mortal man.
— George Berkeley
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason
— H.L. Mencken
It seem absurd to me that they don't know, haven't felt any change or tremor, even as my life has been completely turned upside down.
— Lauren Oliver
There are moments when we resort to senseless formulations and advance absurd claims to hide straightforward feelings.
— Elena Ferrante
The more absurd life is, the more insupportable death is.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
If Mickey Mouse could fly, he'd be Donald Duck.
— Janet Evanovich
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
— Steven Wright
It's absurd to accuse Serbia and the Serbs for the armed secession of Croatia,.
— Slobodan Milosevic
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