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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
— Billy Connolly
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
— Billy Connolly
People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.
— Billy Connolly
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.""Don't vote. It just encourages them ... — Billy Connolly
Outgrew the media ... The negativity felt like a disease.
— Billy Connolly
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
— Billy Connolly
Fuck the begrudgers
— Billy Connolly
I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
— Billy Connolly
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
— Billy Connolly
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
— Billy Connolly
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
— Billy Connolly
Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
— Billy Connolly
I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.
— Billy Connolly
When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.
— Billy Connolly
Don't work out, work in.
— Billy Connolly
The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.
— Billy Connolly
Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!
— Billy Connolly
Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
— Billy Connolly
If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
— Billy Connolly
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
— Billy Connolly
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
— Billy Connolly
I don't aim to offend.
— Billy Connolly
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[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here
— Billy Connolly
