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Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Hers was simply not a pew-shaped spine.

Hers was simply not a pew-shaped spine. — Ray Bradbury

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I was working on a flat tax proposal

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: If it doesn't have siamese twins in a

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer Simpson: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: In every party there is one person who,

In every party there is one person who, through his dotingly credulous enunciation of party principles, incites the other members to defection. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Jean Dujardin: I've never concerned myself with the labels people

I've never concerned myself with the labels people want to put on you. What matters to me is my own estimation. — Jean Dujardin

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Robert M. Parker Jr.: I always said your best palate is your

I always said your best palate is your own, not mine. I'm a guidepost. — Robert M. Parker Jr.

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I've always wondered if there was a God.

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: Books are useless! I only ever read one

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: The strong must protect the sweet.

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Andy Grammer: To be a good musician, you need to

To be a good musician, you need to give people what they want, what they need. — Andy Grammer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

The Simpsons are going to Delaware! — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: And here I am using my own lungs

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Charles Kingsley: It's all in the day's work, as the

It's all in the day's work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate him. — Charles Kingsley

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: But you can't stop at one, you wanna

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Wale: It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh)

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons. — Wale

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Petra Hermans: To know your languages of all languagesis to

To know your languages of all languages
is to know your silence.
Petra Hermans — Petra Hermans

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Philip Pullman: War is the sea I swim in and

War is the sea I swim in and the air I breathe. — Philip Pullman

Best Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer