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I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.
— Jasper Fforde
The industrial age had only just begun; the planet had reached its Best Before date.
— Jasper Fforde
The best plans are always the simplest.
— Jasper Fforde
Death cannot be avoided forever, but it can be postponed - in that respect it's very like the washing up.
— Jasper Fforde
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
— Jasper Fforde
Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
— Jasper Fforde
Those that can be troubled to muse upon the meaning of life are general disappointed when they figure it out.
— Jasper Fforde
In order to fail, first you have to try.
— Jasper Fforde
He said you were very dangerous.""No more dangerous than anyone else who dares to speak the truth. — Jasper Fforde
We have it on good authority that they might disguise it as a double entendre in a bedroom farce and deliver it up the rear entrance at Comedy.
— Jasper Fforde
The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.
— Jasper Fforde
The landscape inside Lord of the Rings was so stunning and so stupendous that it could be absorbed as a form of nourishment.
— Jasper Fforde
If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.And the journey starts NOW. — Jasper Fforde
The course of true love rarely runs smooth.
— Jasper Fforde
They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.
— Jasper Fforde
The best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe
— Jasper Fforde
Every book should have a romance.
— Jasper Fforde
How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
— Jasper Fforde
If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams.
— Jasper Fforde
I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
— Jasper Fforde
Got the rocket-propelled liquorice launcher handy?
— Jasper Fforde
Jack said nothing. It was time to start putting his plan into action. Then he remembered: He didn't have one.
— Jasper Fforde
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
— Jasper Fforde
There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says ... it's payback time!
— Jasper Fforde
Besides, I punched him in the eye.
— Jasper Fforde
Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.
— Jasper Fforde
Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.
— Jasper Fforde
Do I have to talk to insane people?""You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory. — Jasper Fforde
Class clowns become actors.
— Jasper Fforde