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Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
— Demi Lovato
Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.
— Thom Yorke
If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs.
— Anonymous
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum. — J.K. Rowling
Life can be a waste by jesting and joking away their time.
— Sunday Adelaja
Joking with somebody's emotions makes you cold person.
— Deyth Banger
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.
— Claudia Gray
Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face?
— Neal Stephenson
Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet, I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the best.
— David Nicholls
The thought of seeing Malcolm and JB, of interacting with them and smiling and joking, seemed suddenly excruciating.
— Hanya Yanagihara
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
— Krista Allen
When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking.
— Peter Drucker
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things.
— Art Garfunkel
The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer
My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.'
— Allison Williams
I'm joking, it's not really hell," the voice went on. "It's worse than hell, not that I've ever actually been there. You're in Villete.
— Paulo Coelho
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour."Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer
You're joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy ... I don't think I've heard you joke since you were-
— J.K. Rowling
I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.
— Matthew Perry
Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;
— Gunter Grass
This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is.""Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy
When god made man, she was only joking.
— Unknown