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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Thus do I capitalize years as though they were proper names.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.
— Kurt Vonnegut
If you protest, if you think that death is a terrible thing, then you have not understood a word I've said. Farewell, hello, farewell, hello.
— Kurt Vonnegut
That women were more spiritual, more sacred than men. I still believe that about women. Is that, too, comical?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Money is dehydrated mercy. If you have plenty of it, you just add tears, and people come out of the woodwork to comfort you.
— Kurt Vonnegut
There were creative-writin g teachers long before there were creative-writin g courses, and they were called and continue to be called editors.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I think big business is a terrible thing for the spirit of the country, as our spirit is the best thing about us.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Much of the conversation in the country consisted of lines from television shows, both past and present.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.
— Kurt Vonnegut
He tried. That's the big thing. He tried to do the best he could with what God gave him. He should get a nice raise for trying so hard.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
You can't fight progress. The best you can do is ignore it, until it finally takes your livelihood and self-respect away.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Nothing is generous. New knowledge is a valuable commodity. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we are.
— Kurt Vonnegut
... lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is.
— Kurt Vonnegut
We're having a celebration, so all sorts of things have been said which are not true,' I said. 'That's how to act at a party.
— Kurt Vonnegut
The bank balance was Noel Constant's share in the estate of his anarchist father. The estate had consisted principally of Government bonds.
— Kurt Vonnegut
We could have saved it, but we were too doggone cheap.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The hopes and fears of all our years are here with us tonight.
— Kurt Vonnegut
You are what you pretend to be so you better pretend something good.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?
— Kurt Vonnegut
There is no why.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The cattle are lowingThe baby awakes
But the little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
For reasons obvious to us all, this galaxy is dissolved!
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Despite our enormous brains and jam-packed libraries, we germ hotels cannot expect to understand absolutely everything.
— Kurt Vonnegut
