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There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It's up to you to find them.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Do you realize that anything you can do in your lifetime will be meaningless a hundred years from now? she says.
— Chuck Palahniuk
We're so much more likely to feel sympathy for an animal than another person; thus, the best fiction uses animals to define truly humane behavior.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Life in These United States. Laughter Is the Best Medicine.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes your best way to deal with shit is not to hold yourself as such a precious little prize.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Which is worse, Hell or nothing? Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You are permanent, but this life is not.
— Chuck Palahniuk
If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Write what you'd like to read.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.
— Chuck Palahniuk
There's a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets
— Chuck Palahniuk
Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking.
— Chuck Palahniuk
These are Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I am Tyler's mouth. I am Tyler's hands.
— Chuck Palahniuk
People need a monster they can believe in.
A true and horrible enemy. A demon to define themselves against. Otherwise, it's just us versus us. — Chuck Palahniuk
A true and horrible enemy. A demon to define themselves against. Otherwise, it's just us versus us. — Chuck Palahniuk
Trichloroethane [ ... ] All my extensive testing has shown this to be the best treatment for a dangerous excess of human knowledge
— Chuck Palahniuk
Men want to make the best use of time and want to see how something can inform them and give them a stronger sense of power.
— Chuck Palahniuk
My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Getting fired," Tyler says, "is the best thing that could happen to any of us. That way, we'd quit treading water and do something with our lives.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The best fights don't occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.
— Chuck Palahniuk
For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
— Chuck Palahniuk
That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone having a good fucking laugh.
— Chuck Palahniuk
My best work is not behind me! He yells, You know, nobody does a better split-reed standing anal with an on-demand hands-free pop-shot release.
— Chuck Palahniuk
There isn't any real you in you," she says, "Even your physical body, all your cells will be replaced within eight years.
— Chuck Palahniuk
This is how we must look to God.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.
— Chuck Palahniuk
We'll never be as young as we are tonight.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Give me patience.
Flash.
Give me control.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk
Flash.
Give me control.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk
Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Give me pity.
Flash.
Give me another chance.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk
Flash.
Give me another chance.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk
Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me.
— Chuck Palahniuk
A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living. — Chuck Palahniuk
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living. — Chuck Palahniuk
I'm sorry if this all seems a little rushed and desperate. It is.
— Chuck Palahniuk
In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I could imagine myself becoming one of Marla's stories.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Nothing is static. Everything is falling apart.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'm trying to make order out of chaos, trying to find some way of rationalising the horrific things that people do or the way the world is.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Tatues of saints in somebody else's religion. To me they're just rock shaped into glorified nobodies.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The girls you meet are never very far from their worst-case scenario.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Writing an honest blog is how you unlive your life.
— Chuck Palahniuk