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The woman I'm attracted to won't be based on what I write down on paper. It's going to be what I feel.
— Apolo Ohno
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
— Cass McCombs
Through woods and mountain passes The winds, like anthems, roll.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
In every deed of mischief he had a heart to resolve, a head to contrive, and a hand to execute.
— Edward Gibbon
Empathy grows as we learn.
— Alice Miller
First you find a little thread, a little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope. And from the rope you hang by the neck.
— A. I. Bezzerides
The fact is that most crime novels contain a good many punchlines. They are just rather darker than the ones you might hear in a comedy club.
— Mark Billingham
Holy hell, Hendrix was going to get eaten by my crotch that had evolved into a man-eating gorilla sometime over the last two years!
— Rachel Higginson
The first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.
— Gail Parent