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There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch.
— Rose Wynters
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
The only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you.
— David Foster Wallace
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games.
— Ernest Hemingway,
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
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If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."
— Mitch Hedberg
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
— Ben Barnes
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.
— Ned Vizzini
That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny.
— Lev Grossman
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
— Barbara Corcoran
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
— Jerry Coleman
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
Is that a space?No, it's a hydrant. — Becky Albertalli
One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.
— Rebecca McNutt
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
