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Best Rodeo Quotes By Dennis Miller: I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller

Best Rodeo Quotes By Cat Johnson: Getting sweaty with a woman after some good

Getting sweaty with a woman after some good sex was one thing, but he'd rather not start out that way. — Cat Johnson

Best Rodeo Quotes By R. Alan Woods: This ain't my first rodeo!".~R. Alan Woods [1999]

This ain't my first rodeo!".

~R. Alan Woods [1999] — R. Alan Woods

Best Rodeo Quotes By Naomi Judd: I'm divorced and I've been to the circus

I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo. — Naomi Judd

Best Rodeo Quotes By Jim Cuddy: It's hard to keep your head when the

It's hard to keep your head when the ground's moving 'neath your feet — Jim Cuddy

Best Rodeo Quotes By Jerry Hollendorfer: I thought she was going to win it,

I thought she was going to win it, she just got out-bobbed at the wire. — Jerry Hollendorfer

Best Rodeo Quotes By Cat Johnson: When a man that attractive licks his lips,

When a man that attractive licks his lips, a girl's got to look. And imagine ... — Cat Johnson

Best Rodeo Quotes By George Jung: Life's a rodeo and all you have to

Life's a rodeo and all you have to do is stay in the saddle, — George Jung

Best Rodeo Quotes By Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.: I see the rodeo's in town again.

I see the rodeo's in town again. — Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

Best Rodeo Quotes By Cat Johnson: When you choose a man who thinks eight

When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm? — Cat Johnson

Best Rodeo Quotes By John Branch: Rodeo careers can end without warning, as quick

Rodeo careers can end without warning, as quick as the next try at an eight-second ride. — John Branch

Best Rodeo Quotes By DiAnn Mills: How is it a vegan won't visit the

How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts? — DiAnn Mills

Best Rodeo Quotes By River Jaymes: I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all

I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive. — River Jaymes

Best Rodeo Quotes By Zack De La Rocha: So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun, These people ain't seen a brown skin man, Since their grandparents bought one — Zack De La Rocha

Best Rodeo Quotes By Joe LaFlam: Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented

Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo. — Joe LaFlam

Best Rodeo Quotes By Jase Robertson: It seems a fine line between being a

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown — Jase Robertson

Best Rodeo Quotes By Danielle Bradbery: Well I've always wanted to sing at something

Well I've always wanted to sing at something called The Houston Rodeo in my hometown, so hopefully I'll get to do that one day. — Danielle Bradbery

Best Rodeo Quotes By Joya Ryan: You're gonna have to hold on tight, because

You're gonna have to hold on tight, because this rodeo is just getting started. — Joya Ryan

Best Rodeo Quotes By Jose Andres: I love going to Rodeo Drive with my

I love going to Rodeo Drive with my wife. — Jose Andres

Best Rodeo Quotes By Steve Stockman: If you're demanding a rodeo jester be thrown

If you're demanding a rodeo jester be thrown in the dungeons for mocking the king, don't pretend you support a free country. — Steve Stockman

Best Rodeo Quotes By Carrie Fisher: I was street smart, but unfortunately the street

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive. — Carrie Fisher

Best Rodeo Quotes By Jaimy Gordon: This ain't the 4-H rodeo at the Pocahontas

This ain't the 4-H rodeo at the Pocahontas County Fair ... this is horse racing — Jaimy Gordon

Best Rodeo Quotes By Kris Jenner: When I was young, I loved shopping at

When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me feel so special. — Kris Jenner

Best Rodeo Quotes By Ivan Doig: NOW CAME OUR INTRODUCTION to Smiley, former rodeo

NOW CAME OUR INTRODUCTION to Smiley, former rodeo clown, whose name outside the costume might as well have been Cranky as Hell. — Ivan Doig

Best Rodeo Quotes By Ruby Dixon: Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy

Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole. — Ruby Dixon

Best Rodeo Quotes By Christopher Guest: You know it's important to have a Jeep

You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive. — Christopher Guest

Best Rodeo Quotes By Garth Brooks: It's the ropes and the reins, and the

It's the ropes and the reins, and the joy and the pain. And they call the thing rodeo. — Garth Brooks

Best Rodeo Quotes By Roger Caras: Who can go to a rodeo and then

Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive. — Roger Caras

Best Rodeo Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if your sophisticated

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy

Best Rodeo Quotes By John Branch: Saddle bronc is the quintessential rodeo sport -

Saddle bronc is the quintessential rodeo sport - not the chaos of bull riding or the thrashing of bareback riding. It might be harder than both. — John Branch

Best Rodeo Quotes By Cindi Madsen: In all fairness, darlin', I should probably warn

In all fairness, darlin', I should probably warn you that this ain't my first rodeo. — Cindi Madsen

Best Rodeo Quotes By Joan Crawford: Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo. — Joan Crawford