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Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Francine Rivers: A pretty face and a beautiful body blind

A pretty face and a beautiful body blind a man more quickly than any poker through the eyes. — Francine Rivers

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Antoine De Saint-Exupery: Watch out for the Baobabs!

Watch out for the Baobabs! — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson

I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Mariella Frostrup: Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend

Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility. — Mariella Frostrup

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that

History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake. — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Chingy: Even if I make a gospel album, my

Even if I make a gospel album, my gospel songs are going to get you dancing and crunk. — Chingy

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Rick Riordan: Cutting through the roar of the wind, the

Cutting through the roar of the wind, the goddess Nike screamed from the stables: YOU CAN DO BETTER, STORM! GIVE ME A HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT! — Rick Riordan

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book

I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Warren Spector: I'm a big believer in pushing things too

I'm a big believer in pushing things too far and forcing people to pull you back. — Warren Spector

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: There's only one thing I hate more than

There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson. — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Mary Tyler Moore: When the doctor said I had diabetes, I

When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this. — Mary Tyler Moore

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Hanif Kureishi: But what about ugly bastards? What about us?

But what about ugly bastards? What about us? What about our rights to be kissed? — Hanif Kureishi

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Ron Swanson: Dear Frozen Yogurt,You are the celery of desserts.

Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. — Ron Swanson

Best Ron Swanson Quotes By Emily Bronte: No coward soul is mine.

No coward soul is mine. — Emily Bronte